why do cowboys wear that little thin hankerchief like a choker. okay slut!

me after one activia 

Idk what this is from so I’m just assuming it’s Jamie Lee Curtis living her life

every day is soup day

i wake up i eat soup. i go to work i eat soup when i get home. i go to sleep and eat soup. i dream of eating soup.

I have to admit. I am not living la vida loca

Direct fucking action.

At the time he wasn’t even a sitting MP he was just an asshole who had said rude things about suffragists.

saying my name is so intimate why would you do that to me

*does a gay little run across the road that makes drivers want to hit me*

honestly Catholicism and Catholic culture are fascinating. from a distance! from a distance

it’s like seeing apex predators at the zoo. like it’s interesting but you’re grateful for the plexiglass and you cannot relate on any level to the people trying to jump over the fence

Honestly, I want to be so far away from it that I can watch it through a telescope