Anomalous

OH LAWD

HE TRYIN’

on my way to steal your garden veggies 

Little teddy bear

The lighting bloom makes this feel like it was filmed in heaven

I’m losing my fucking mind

It’s been 84 years since I saw a meme this good

as someone with a bachelor’s degree in english, i am inexpressibly tired of people telling me to get highly specific jobs that often require highly specific degrees. “just go write for a magazine!” you need a journalism degree for that. “just teach!” you need a teaching certificate, and also fuck you. “just go work at a tutoring place!” tutoring children with learning disabilities, which make up the majority of the clientele at those places, requires not only a teaching certificate but a specialized master’s degree. “just go work at a library!” you need a master’s degree in library science to be a librarian. it is actually a highly skilled and extremely competitive field. you don’t just “go work at a library,” you train for years in the vain hope that you will get one of handful of available jobs. “just go work at a library.” the nerve. the unmitigated gall. “just go work at a library.” ugh.

for the first time in MONTHS, it’s sunny & delightful outside – wanna guess what that means?