Get Ready For Some Bullshit

I love the Southern Reach trilogy because you read Annihilation and it's like. I understand Nothing but there are two more books to clarify things! And then you read Authority and Acceptance and it's like ah... i have even more questions now! 😍

You like Annihilation in a "ooo creepy wilderness" way, I like Annihilation in a neurodivergent "I can relate to the biologist and I would also feel a weird sense of belonging in Area X and then proceed to be found in a parking lot" way

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that’s why i put dead mice and plants in desk cabinets on company time

bro …love is the reason we’re here. love is our purpose bro

take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat

Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.

Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…

“Nude Vampire With Gloves”  Tintype on Silver, 1864, Artist Unknown (and possibly consumed)

this is the greatest fucking caption i’ve ever seen

self care is drinking directly from a puddle in the taco bell drive thru

One time when I was like 7 I was eating a baby bottle pop and I inhaled the powder and I was suffocating so my mom made me get out of the car and drink from a puddle in a Walmart parking lot

your mom needs to be arrested

do not put ur life on hold because of how u feel about ur body. don’t postpone trips or cute clothes because u want to wait until u are thin. life is happening right now. u r beautiful right now.