courtney

My biggest flaw as a person is that I like hockey

thick thighs, thin patience

Hockey players

everyone talks about minding their business on tumblr and I reblog the posts and shit but I’m a fake. I’m the nosiest bitch on the planet I will beg for info I wanna know the full story with details

bagels are just acoustic donuts

what

accidentally sending ;) instead of :) and feeling like you’ve just offered them your body

tbt to when the Staal brothers got arrested bc Jordan was drinking underage and their excuse was ‘he’s 18. that’s the drinking age in Canada’ and the police were like ‘you’re in Minnesota’ and they were like ‘shit. we are?’

Yes I have a nightly routine it’s called being Insane in my room till I pass out

spending money seems like a good idea until it’s all gone