Never tell me the odds ⎊

I KNOW when characters are bisexual. even when it’s not explicitly said

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

shirt that says 'i ♡ writing 300 words of the worst prose known to mankind'

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

My hobbies include reading, writing and doing neither of those things

"I have a problem with my trans son. Not because he's trans, but because he inhaled all our food like fucking Kirby."

reblog this if you are gay, constantly tired, or a cryptic entity that merely inhabits a human form

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

LIFE HACK: if you call things beautiful then they become so . Immediately in front of your eyes

Me for the last 15 years: im a bit burnt out rn but im sure next week will be different

we should all be living with this level of dedication and whimsy !! 🗡️