hope unlooked-for

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

Girl, help. None of my executives are functioning

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

project hail mary is a touching and poignant film that leaves you asking questions about humanity like, "wow what if all mainstream media was genuinely good" and "what if book adaptions actually gave a shit about the book in question" and "what if studios hired actors that could actually act, and then let them get a lil wacky with it"

#Don’t forget ‘what if puppetry was treated as a serious artform’ (via @specialagentartemis)

it’s really important to me that once eliot is in a long-term committed relationship with two goobers that he loves more than anything else in the whole world that he’s allowed to get a little silly with it. like parker and hardison’s goober levels rub off some yknow?? and also he’s comfortable enough with them that he feels safe being a little goofy. he’s still big scary tough man on the job when he needs to be, and he’s still kinda grouchy and irritable in certain situations, but also he’ll sit at the opposite end of the couch from parker while he reads his book and he’ll just keep his mouth open while she tries to throw m&ms into it. and he gets really clingy and kinda giggly with hardison while they lay in bed after hardison gave it to him Good and the two of them are just spurred on and on by each other’s delirious laughter until they’re breathless and teary-eyed. and sometimes when parker’s bored and needs something to do with her hands eliot will let her mess with his hair and/or give him a manicure, so hardison will be working on a lego build at the table in the corner of the living room and when he glances up he’ll see eliot walking back into the room with a fresh cup of coffee and his hair in ribboned braids with his nails all neon and sparkly (maybe parker also gave him some dramatic eyeshadow to complete the look). and he’s been in the room enough times now while hardison watches spongebob reruns that they can go back and forth for like 10 minutes just quoting lines at each other (eliot does scary-good impressions of mr. krabs and plankton and they make parker fall apart every time). idk i just know he’s a big ol loser dork (affectionate) inside and i need him to loosen up enough to let that freak flag fly

Thinking about the whole "there is no platonic explanation for this" thing and how it doesn't account for intense platonic situationships and anyways I think we should start saying "there is no casual explanation for this" bc really what we're talking about is the way the characters in question are Obsessed with each other

for the record i have given up on watching angel except for the episodes that are apparently relevant to the buffy storyline. angel is evil now and his baby is magically a teenager????? and faith is back??????? what goes on.

IM SORRY IS CORDY PREGNANT WITH THE CHILD OF THE ADULT BABY OF ANGEL??????????????? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CORDY/ANGEL ROMANCE THEY WERE SETTING UP???

academic writing these days is always like “be/longing” “re-membering” “(under)standing”

STEM academic writing is like "we present the results of the ACRONYM project (A ContRived mnemOnic is NecessarY Material)"