You don’t have curls, my dear…
That’s my problem. I can’t comb anyone out of my curls because I don’t have curls and it makes me pretty cheesed off to be honest.
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You don’t have curls, my dear…
That’s my problem. I can’t comb anyone out of my curls because I don’t have curls and it makes me pretty cheesed off to be honest.

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Does anyone know that song Mean Girls by Rachel Crow? I saw it on Nickelodeon and I don’t know, guys, the lyrics really speak to me. I wish I could comb someone out of my curls. The fuck.
TEXT MESSAGE || ROWAN.
ROWAN: So exams are being a butt, we should grab some hot chocolate and go ice skating like asap!
BRANDON: I am very ready for this actually. Like, give me ten minutes and I'll head over to Carver.

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Tell me something I don’t know.
I’ve got the beat stuck in my head now. It’s so-- I don’t know-- peaceful? It makes me think of gazelles just running and running and being happy.
I have this thing where I need to listen to #throwback music playlists when I do anything on the lines of productivity. So, the situation originally was me, blasting out oldie but goodies on a crazy high volume while I clean out my room but it now has taken a real turn. I may or may not have gotten a bit carried away and am now performing an one woman tribute show to songs from the 80′s using my hairbrush as a mic, obvi.
The best 80′s song to jam out to is that one called Africa. I honestly am stumped at how it didn’t win a Grammy. Like, that doesn’t even make any sense. The I BLESS THE RAAAAAAINS DOWN IN AFRICAAAAAAA part alone deserves twenty awards, tbh to be honest. Hashtag justice for Toto.
I’m fucking in love with you to be honest.
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FULL NAME: Brandon Andrew Hummel. NICKNAME(S): None, unless randomly given to him. AGE: Twenty-One. MYERS-BRIGGS TYPE: ENFP. BIRTH DATE: July 3rd, 1994. ETHNICITY: Caucasian. PLACE OF BIRTH: Grand Ledge, Michigan. GENDER IDENTITY: Cisgender Male. PREFERRED PRONOUN(S): He/Him/His. SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Heterosexual Panromantic. RELIGION: Agnostic. OCCUPATION: College Student/Former Youtuber. FACE CLAIM: Chris Colfer.
Text || Brandon
Juliet: That's a lot more interesting then what I'm doing. I'm just laying in bed watching my twelfth episode of 30 Rock today.
Brandon: Cool, cool. You're welcome to join us on our adventure if you're up for it? It includes a lot of running, hiding behind big trees, talking smack to squirrels that think they're faster than you, and napping for two hours afterward.
I.. Will do that.
That’s fantastic, I’ve missed him.
Sweet. You never know when you’ll need it. Bad day? Pull out that compliment and remember that someone loves the hell out of you.
I’m going to pick him up now. I’ve recently been informed that he’s colored you a picture and he wants you to see it so bad that he got himself dressed, put his own shoes on, and is waiting by the door with his back pack and two juice pouches for you guys. I see how it is.

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Ohh! Right. I guess I read that wrong. I just envisioned you putting an actual piece of fruit inside the snowball, which I realize was probably a stupid thought now… That actually doesn’t sound like a bad idea, though. A fruit snack and a distraction! A win for both sides.
True. I don’t think we’d all die, though. Hey, that’s not true, there are plenty of fun people around here! I mean, I’m here, so that’s all the proof you should need.
Until they catch onto my plan and the other houses form a mob and start a riot.
You won’t be a part of the riot, will you? -- We could very well all die. Snow ball fights are some serious chizz. Yeah, you’re really super fun with the way you aren’t hanging out with me right now.
Oh God, that sounds amazing. But when I have a craving, I’m kind of stuck on only wanting that. But, I’m sure we can stuff our faces together in the near future. And thanks for offering!
It totally is, and I can’t consume all of this myself so I’m probably just going to give it away. Of course we can do that. Anyone who wants to eat good food with me is welcome in my apartment. -- What kind of pizza do you like, though?
Text || Brandon
Juliet: what are you doing?
Brandon: Playing cops and robbers with a wizard. What are you doing?
You’re like the second person to compliment me today, and it’s weird.
Can we hang out today? I wanna hang out with my favourite little guy, and no I don’t mean you.. But you’re taller than me, so. That wouldn’t have made sense anyway.
Oh well, I’m not taking it back. Put it in your pocket for later.
For sure! I’ll call my dad and let him know that I’m coming over to get him ready. He’s gonna be so stoked to see you.
Well, your hair is fluffy, as are cupcakes. So.
You’re fucking cute. I don’t know what to do about it.

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I could seriously go for a double bacon cheeseburger, fries, and a chocolate milkshake right about now…
I just ordered a pizza and three things of chicken wings if you’re interested?
I’m pretty offended because I can’t think of one song named after me. Am I unworthy? I know I’m worthy, that question was rhetorical. Is my name not fucking relevant enough? Pretty sure there’s a song about like every chick name in the world but you know what? Fuck it. It’s the world’s loss.
I’ll write a song called Shawn Evans.