IF I WAS FROM PARIS.

They’re in the USA! I’m from Ann Arbor, Michigan. I’ve always wanted to go to Mexico. I took Spanish in High School, and I’m fluent in it. Mom said she might mail the ones I haven’t read to me– I have notes on the rest of them.

Oh, okay, that is not exactly close. You should visit Mexico if ever you have the opportunity; it is a very beautiful country. I would recommend San José del Cabo. That is where I come from, and it is the most beautiful. If you do go, you should stay at the Havana Hotel, that is the hotel that my family owns, and you will not be disappointed.

i met her at the teen choice awards about three years ago and we kept running into each other at other awards shows. we eventually decided to hang out and now we’re good friends. she is indeed very beautiful. if i didn’t know any better, i would have said that was demi.

That is very impressive, I would be jealous if I did not have my very own Demi lookalike in the form of Danielle Harper. They look very similar, no? She is a triplet. Perhaps their parents lied, and Demi is their quad.

OMG NO  I was NOT suggesting that,  . 

My bed and I would be even more acquainted than we already are , 

I am confused as to why you are acting like condoms are a bad thing...

I can’t believe you just asked me out on a High School Musical marathon date~ I’ll make another DCOM by saying that this is what dreams are made of. I’d have to agree with you. Sharpay was always my favorite. Even when I was younger, her snarky attitude always seemed appealing to me. I never liked Gabriella because I too thought she was too whiny, so I always wanted Sharpay and Troy to date instead. I mean, now that I’m older it makes sense why Troy and Gabriella ended up together, but still.

Hey now, that is absolutely what I did, and you are the only Lizzie McGuire that truly matters. It makes sense that we would both like Sharpay, she is the real queen of the movies, and we, too, are queens. I think that Troy is very whiny also, and he was very selfish in the second movie. Actually, he was very selfish throughout most of the third movie, too... Why was he the main boy again?

Thank you. I appreciate that, Lexi.

You are most very welcome.

Unfortunately, yes. It was announced last year, I believe? It’s supposed to come out this year, not sure when though. 

Oh, I was shocked when I learned via Twitter this was happening. I had hoped one of the original wildcats was bound to make an appearance, but no one confirmed to signing on. I definitely agree with that last statement. 

That is an outrage. I will not be watching this.

I do love the accents. They are cute, even if I do not know what they are saying sometimes.

I think it is a much more difficult accent to understand here than it is in London. But I think that it makes it charming. I wonder if that is what people here think when we talk.

fuck that. i’m not walking around on pebbles all day, dealing with strange people from strange places. i mean, that’s what i’ll do in the bar, but at least i’ll get good money for it. course i will, babe. just name a day.

I think that you will get more tourists at the castle, you are correct. Your country is known for it’s royal family and everything that goes along with it, castles very much included. Hmm. What about this weekend? I do not care which day.

I haven’t seen the new Beauty and the Beast yet. Was it good?

It’s really good! I recommend it.

It was incredible, yes! I would definitely recommend it. Despite what people are saying, Emma Watson was a wonderful Belle, and her singing was not at all as terrible as people are making out. I do not know why they dislike her so much.

That’s the best thing I’ve ever read.

Does this mean that you accept your title?

Yeah a bit too much fun. And yes, depends on who your sister is? 

There is nothing wrong with that. Too much fun is better than no fun at all, I would say. Alejandría Lopez is my sister. She looks like me, but I am cuter.

My mother just called me to tell me that I left my quantum mechanics book box at home. And, I’m kind of shocked that I would do something like that. Like, I love those books. I guess my astrophysics books will have to do for now. I know I probably shouldn’t have brought so many books, but oh well.

And hi, I’m Emmaline-Josephine, but call me Emma-Jo. I just turned 17 (Happy Birthday to me!) , and will be starting Uni in the fall. 

I do not know what these books are, but perhaps you can go back home and get them? Depending on where home is for you. I am from Mexico, so it would not be as simple as just going back there to grab something, so if you are from far away, too, then perhaps your mother could mail the book to you? It is an important one?

Okay - So regarding the pink liquid you may see on the vicarage kitchen window. I may have possibly tried to make a milkshake and I may have possibly accidentally forgot to put the lid on the blender, possibly.

I think that you are telling lies about this only being a possibility. It is okay, your secret is safe with me.

guess who just landed himself a job working the bar at rustys? yep, that’d be enzo. if you weren’t aware, rustys is the best bar in newcastle, and if you’ve never been, you fuckin’ should. it’s like working in a castle, and they’re 110% ganja-friendly. 10/10, would recommend.

There is also a castle that you could work in, but I do not think they are very friendly towards your friend Mr. Green. I would very much like to visit this bar. You will take me with you one time?

Ugh, so glad I called in sick this morning. Waking up with a terrible hangover is totally worth it. Had some fun last night. I think I shall stay in bed all day just to sleep it off. 

This sounds like maybe you had a little too much fun, no? As long as the hangover was worth it, though, I do not fault you. You work with my sister, correct?

The age doesn’t exist. 

You are like a new age Cady Heron.