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this is just a place to post any and all of MY headcannons for different fandoms.

if you don't like them, block me; i will also delete your comment or straight block you if you try and start fights in my posts :)

like this dude has sticky fingers, and eyes everywhere. he's got the ability to get it into the sheriff's station, the school, hospital and vet. like if it's a mildly important place or is just slightly interesting, chances are high; he's got a key and code to get in

every time they try to change codes or keys, he has copies made a day later. no one is safe. no one.

people try to complain to the Sheriff, in the hopes he'll be able to stop him

he tells them all to suck it up.

while Stiles is the light of his life, he's also a feral gremlin,

the sheriff has been trying to keep him out of his stuff since he could walk

stiles also 100% has house and car keys to all of the pack

it drives argent insane that he can't keep him out

they've tried changing their stuff

it doesn't work

he also somehow got their passwords

(it wasn't hard, they're all stupid and have easy to guess passwords)

and when Jason came back and they made up, Bruce built one into the bat on his chest (he was not losing him a second time)

honestly could see Bruce learning to make jewellery and on the kiddo's 21st birthdays, they get some type of jewellery with their birthstone (necklace, bracelet, earrings, ring, etc.) that has tracking software.

they all know it's there.

Uther does not know about this and neither does Arthur - however whenever either one of them pisses Merlin or Gwen off or they just do something like seriously fucked up (looking at you Uther you absolute ass) they bury them in work.

and I mean like bury them: making them wake up at like first light for an 'emergency' (apparently someone thought they saw a sorcerer) straight to training the Knights, to a meeting with the council to deal with the non-existant sorcerer, to confirmations of a celebration

they don't know what the celebration is for. (in truth it's not for anything, the castle just wanted an excuse for a party, and it's funny gaslighting the royals into thinking they approved some random ass celebration a few weeks ago)

like the Bat's and villains are a given - but I'm talking about like regular old gothamites, the everyday citizens.

like some rando decides to (somehow) go on holiday to like Metropolis and people are just?? walking on the opposite side of the street, side eyeing this dude, clutching purses, etc. basically treating him like a bad dude.

Superman hears a scream, goes to help, and it's this gothamite handing a wallet back and Supes is confused asf, like:

Supes: "hello, do you need help?"

metropolis citizen: "yes please, he's trying to steal my wallet!"

gothamite: "ma'am, i am so clearly trying to give it back"

100% headcannon that Bruce knows what he did but he:

can't prove shit

no one can get him to admit to it

like everyone knows it was an associated Bat - nobody's upset, they're just........ confused. Happy definitely, but confused asf