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garrett hedlund (via Interview Magazine)

Samos by Jtkfr

At first the God took it as some posh reference to menstruation  but it made more sense when taken literally. "No, but if that's what you call 'bustin' me balls' then you're harmless! I'll take your apology anyway though since you were still wrong to question an almighty god. You know how you could fully make it up, love? Bacon sandwich. You'll have a good week if you do then, yeah?"

While Caerus and Tyche have an on again/off again relationship, they still remain on very good terms as far as he knows. Their time spent together are some of the few things that hold true sentimental value  in his heart. Despite this, Caerus' flighty and fickle nature as well as his need to constantly cast critical judgement on others played large parts in keeping them distant.

"That... that's a hard one, innit?" Faust paused to think of something inspirational. Something that would leave him feeling as though he'd provided some kind of moral support (for once) to the relatively surly blonde. "Dads... dads can be pricks, yeah? Big, floppy, purple bell-ends. As far as where he's goin'? The hell if I know. The dead don't need opportunity, swee'tart. Erm... have you considered findin' another daddy? Invest your pain -- Look I'm not good at this sort of thing, me."

"I reckon I might be. I reckon I might not. I'm an entire host of things, love. Take your pick for whichever you want to call me." He appeared to be entirely satisfied with himself and made no attempt to hide it. "Come, tell the god what the problem is."

me on my way to steal yo girl