stan : today we'll be looking at ' only guys to exist ever '
stan : *clicks button and a picture of mike appears*
stan :
stan :
stan : ok , thank you all for coming to my presentation -


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stan : today we'll be looking at ' only guys to exist ever '
stan : *clicks button and a picture of mike appears*
stan :
stan :
stan : ok , thank you all for coming to my presentation -

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beverly : hey stan , what if i just -
stan : beverly , you know i love you , but if you put that in the wrong place i will not hesitate to -
beverly : * shoves book onto the shelf *
stan :
beverly :
stan :
mike : listen , just because i’m straight doesn’t mean i’m not gay
richie : felt that , except i didn’t at all , i’m fucking gayÂ
richie : you wanna hear todays scoop ?
beverly : yes spill !!
richie , holding up an ice cream scoop : *clicks the handle thing a few times*
beverly :
richie :
beverly : the tea is SCALDING today omg
stan : your future self is talking shit about you right now
richie : haha jokes on future me i’m already talking shit about myself.Â

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beverly : my new years resolution this year is to find out what’s in poptarts
richie : people always say they’re making a new years resolution but what the fuck is a resolution
beverly : so today i decided to try and light some incenseÂ
beverly : as it turns out it was not incense. those sticks were , in fact , sparklers and i think that’s very on brand of me.Â
stan : are you even listening to me ?Â
richie , wondering if he could put noodles on top of stan’s head and have it match his hair : yesÂ
mike , to stan : so , do you ever wanna talk about your emotions ?Â
stan : no
richie : i doÂ
mike : i know richie
richie : im sad
mike : i know richie
richie : fun fact , your bones are always wet !Â
bill : w - what the fuckÂ
bill : ih - it would have cost you z - zero ( 0 ) dollars to s - s - say that
bill : in f - fact i would have p - payed you not to

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bev : ok so - hear me out - crocs , but they’re high heels and go up to your thigh.
mike : but why would you though
tell me on anon what you'd never tell me off anon
richie , coming into the living room : okay stan , don’t be mad but there’s a cow in the bath
stan :
richie :Â
stan : what
richie : i said there’s a cow in the bath
stan : no , no , i heard you just ... why is there a fucking cow in the bath ?Â
richie : he was dirtyÂ
me to the three people who interact with my posts
beverly : mike , you’re an archaeologist , right ?Â
mike : yeah , why ?Â
beverly : how long does it take before it’s considered archeology and not grave robbing ?Â
mike : i ... i don’t know
mike : this question makes me Very uncomfortable
beverly : okay , grave robber
mike : i’m not -
beverly : okay , grave robber

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richie : stan , please ? i’ll do anything ! it’s just one tik tok !
stan : anything ?Â
richie : yes , anything !Â
stan , staring him dead in the eyes : then perish
eddie : sunburn sucks , i forgot to put on fucking sunscreen
richie : do you want me to get rid of the sun ?
eddie : w - what ?
richie : do you want me to get rid of the sun ?
eddie : i don’t -Â
richie : i’ll do it. i will. put that bright fucker out with a water gun and call it a day. no more flaming ball of pain. it’ll never hurt you again -Â
i’ve come to accept the fact that no post of mine will ever be as great as this one. i don’t know what’s so great about it but apparently it’s fantastic.Â