I made this blog for a single joke

skipping the ad isn't enough...... i need to banish it. i need to murder it. i need to stab it to death. i need to blow it the fuck up.

I have a suggestion.

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

good suggestion

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Op has a good point

Rudy my beloved...

As much as I want to support ethical farming practices I will be buying the cheapest bag of frozen chicken thighs as much as the next frugal/poor person which is why animal welfare needs to be legislated, not left up to the invisible hand of the free market or some bullshit. Invisible hand of the free market finds itself around a lot of throats.

i have a suggestion

me too

Me three

Being a dragon is becoming more and more difficult. In the old days you could just, go burn a small kingdom, kill the king and take their gold for your horde, now billionaires have all their money in stock options. How do you make a bed of stock options to sleep on?

I FUCKIN HATE CRYPTO

Yeah sorry I only have a partial solution for this

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

I have a suggestion

"Oh my god, that's fanart for my ship!" And its one of them killing the other so violently it may as well be gore