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Hiiiii sorry it took me a bit to get to the ask!!

I know usually these matchups are for only one character but I thought of two that fit you so you get a bonus

I THINK YOU'D BE A GOOD MATCH FOR...

HARRY WARDEN (My Bloody Valentine) // NUBBINS SAWYER (The Texas Chain Saw Massacre)

Harry Warden:

He admires people who are passionate. Since the accident, he really hasn't had any meaningful conversations with anyone. He's used to being alone, cut off from the rest of the world. But for that reason, he LOVES a partner who rambles. He just likes to listen most of the time, but the subject of your one-sided conversation can be absolutely anything. He'll memorize every word.

Socially awkward and anxious? Not a problem. Just stay home* with him (*whether you managed to convince him to live in an actual home with you, or if you both stay in the mines)! Also, the mining getup is great for anonymity in Valentine Bluffs. It's how he can kill pretty freely after all. He'll find a mask and jumpsuit that fit you like a glove! ...Of course, you probably will need to explain that going to the grocery store in a gas mask is only gonna make your anxiety worse, but he means well. Plus, he'll probably think it's cute that you guys are wearing identical outfits, the same way other couples have matching sweaters.

Nubbins Sawyer:

Passionate, you say? Wouldn't you know it, so's he! Let's hope you're not squeamish, though; he knows the butchering industry inside and out. On the bright side, if you really were grossed out / upset by what he was telling you, he does know a lot of other cool stuff to ramble about instead, mostly about the local fauna he deals with on his travels. Did you know that it's nearly impossible for an opossom to have rabies, or that some lizards will drop their tails and regrow them if they feel threatened? You might've, but now he knows you know.

Also, similar to Harry, he'd love to listen to you talk about the things you like too! He's happy to have someone else who gets excited about things like he does. Even if it's a subject he knows nothing about, he'll try his best to follow along, ask questions, etc. Will find a vinyl record in a shop and eagerly bring it to you because it's that band you mentioned you liked that one time.

You're a people-pleaser? Not a problem, because Nubbins sure as hell isn't. Insert that "excuse me he asked for no pickles" meme here. You certainly won't get walked all over when Nubbins is around.

He's very eager to bring you on his adventures with him. And if you were having a day where you didn't want to interact with anyone, he'd forego the hitchhiking part for you. Just the two of you, walking along the shoulder of an old, dusty road. It's a weirdly wholesome date. He's just happy you're with him.

I hope I did good!!! Sorry again it took so long; I've been a little under the weather for a couple days so I haven't been too inspired to put my thoughts into words until now, ha.