Cats Pussy Cats

*walks up to straight couple* which one of you is the bee and which one of you is the fully grown adult woman who left her fiance for the bee?

god how fukin tight was it rearranging your room when you were younger and it feeling like a different space and you’d show your parents and they’d be like wow very nice and you’d be like FUCK yes new room new me i’m gonna put these pillows and fluffy animals back on my bed every fukin morning from now on and like that night you can barely sleep cause you’re so excited to be sleeping in ur new room layout and then the novelty wears off and you go back to your messy self idk or was that just me

I am fucking dying

UNMUTE IT  P L E A S E

cant listen to it right now but I read it in an Australian accent lol. 

Queer Eye (2018)

this is, by far, the most impactful imageset on this website

In russian if you cry you get called a cabbage. Vote to change “dont be such a girl to “dont be such a cabbage” say I.

becoming an adult is essentially having all your friends in different cities and permanently missing someone

HOW did the parent not die laughing immediately!?

OMG HE ACTUALLY TOLD THE TIME

look if movies being like 2.5 hours long is just gonna be the norm from now on then we gotta bring back intermissions. please let me piss.