the dusty corner in your room

Lord please take all of Jeremy Cameron’s pain double it and give it to Pauline Hanson

Cats vs Saints Rd 19 first time I’ve seen Scotty smile in weeks

AFL rpf isn’t all that popular but even within the existing fic I’m surprised there isn’t more patty dangerfield x bailey smith age gap yaoi

Step 1 of being a Geelong fc fan is being able to name all the long blond haired headband wearing men

I bring a “team sports is kpop for boys” energy to the football fandom that male fans wouldn’t like. Like yes Jeremy Cameron is my bias wrecker and his natural aegyo is so refreshing

Life is truly like a box of chocolates because how in the world did I, an Asian fandom girlie completely oblivious to sports only months ago, suddenly get into AFL and the first club I get attached to is the Geelong Football Club???

“Grace is Rocky’s pet” is funny but may I propose to you: Grace is Rocky’s trophy wife

If the Eridians ever make a movie about Rocky and Grace it would be the most tearjerking sci fi dog movie to them

Oh my god blueberries and bananas are both sexual stamina-boosting foods Kip you dog

Okay but Kip really nailed the “idol’s girlfriend” fashion though like no team hat no jersey no signs no crazy screaming just rocking up in a denim jacket with an air of aloofness

An idea for the Rozanov-Hollander marriage: Instead of hyphening (too long to print on a Jersey) they take each other’s last names, so Shane becomes Shane Rozanov and Ilya becomes Ilya Hollander. And this just confuses the shit out of their opponents because you’ll see a Hollander #81 barrelling towards you and you’re like ???