the dusty corner in your room

“Grace is Rocky’s pet” is funny but may I propose to you: Grace is Rocky’s trophy wife

If the Eridians ever make a movie about Rocky and Grace it would be the most tearjerking sci fi dog movie to them

Oh my god blueberries and bananas are both sexual stamina-boosting foods Kip you dog

Okay but Kip really nailed the “idol’s girlfriend” fashion though like no team hat no jersey no signs no crazy screaming just rocking up in a denim jacket with an air of aloofness

An idea for the Rozanov-Hollander marriage: Instead of hyphening (too long to print on a Jersey) they take each other’s last names, so Shane becomes Shane Rozanov and Ilya becomes Ilya Hollander. And this just confuses the shit out of their opponents because you’ll see a Hollander #81 barrelling towards you and you’re like ???

Really wish the heated rivalry rpf side creates a separate fandom of their own because it feels like discussions about the show itself are being drowned out by celebrity drama. I’d thought the show would’ve opened up more discussion about the books (or even gotten people into hockey!) but instead people are putting their energy into digging up actors’ old letterboxdes like whattt are we doinggg. Sincerely no hate to the non toxic RPF fans or Hudson/Connor/Francois stans but I wish the spaces are more segregated

Dan and Chris being so offended at the suggestion that Ilya would cheat on Shane 😭 Like that’s their otp