Sometimes Internet comments are amazing...
From Avram Grumer, Internet commenting hero, a little-noticed poem that deserves to be recorded for posterity's sake:
I dreamed I saw Ken Lay last night, Alive as you and me. Says I "But Ken, you're six years dead" "I never died" said he, "I never died" said he.Â
"In Colorado, Ken," says I, Him standing by my bed, "A coronary took you out." Says Ken, "But I ain't dead," Says Ken, "But I ain't dead."Â
And standing there as big as life, His face so cool and calm,  Says Ken "What they can never kill Went on to grease some palms, Went on to grease some palms."Â
From Goldman Sachs to A.I.G., With every trick and way The rich use to defraud us all, It's there you'll find Ken Lay, It's there you'll find Ken Lay.Â










