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Life hacks
This just stabbed me in my childhood

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Can someone please tell me what it means when an owl LITERALLY fucking swims towards you and then stares you down??
Like look at it?? Literally flew past me and my my friend, it was so close that the wings touched our faces.
Itâs reminding you to do your Duolingo practice
The real answer is that it really wants you to go away
Thatâs a fledgling great horned owl, theyâre known for being generally ballsy and aggressive, and owls have been known to both climb trees and swim through still water in a pinch
Most likely full scenario: the bird was practicing flying, but it fell because itâs still a kid and they do that. It probably fell in/by the water. It then was like Oh Damn Oh Jesus and decided it was not in fact a duck and headed to shore, saw you, and was utterly offended but confused on what to do. So it decided to Square Up and face you like the hellbeast it is.
The pose itâs taking in the pic is one I affectionately call Full Orb. A fully orbed owl is 100% READY to FIGHT 1v1 no items final destination. You were probably its first up close encounter with a human, and since birds tend to associate larger animals with predators, it tried to make itself look as big as possible to make sure you know whatâs up. It was staring you down because it was waiting to see you make the first move in the dual or flee in fear from its superior owl might.
This reply made this post 101x better
me: oh hello little owl
owl: i will fuck you up
Just something I really want to share on here because itâs important.
Hey, Hearing people, it would be great if you rebloged this.

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Manchester Town Hall.
Aw, yeah, thatâs the good shit.
weirdly, or maybe not-weirdly, photos like this fill me with hope.
Because no matter how much we stamp our feet and insist on being All-Important, maybe weâre actually not so much, and after we take ourselves off the game board in a huff of indignation, Life will barely notice we were there.Â
Fun Vampire Fact; the reason that Vampires traditionally cannot see their reflections in a mirror is because mirrors used to be backed with a reflective layer of silver â which, as the metal of purity, would not âinteractâ with Vampires, who are the Devilâs work.
However, modern mirrors have used aluminum as their reflective backing for many years now â and aluminum is not a âpickyâ metal at all. So Vampires are able to see their reflections in modern mirrors.
All I can think about is a vampire used to not seeing their reflection in mirrors for centuries, and one day they are just walking along and unknowingly pass a mirror backed with aluminum and THEY NEARLY SHIT THEMSELVES.
reblogging for that gif

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shoutout to paris hilton for not abandoning her âmicropigâÂ
when it turned out that it was a normal piggy who grew up to be a big fat fatty piggu
Actually thatâs pretty standard size for a micro pig. Pigs are ENORMOUS, dude. The average pig on a farm is 7 feet long and over 700 lbs. A normal pig would be much bigger than Hilton.
EDIT: This is a photo of the worldâs smallest recognized breed of pig, the kune kune. Iâm sorry cartoons lied to you all.
This is the pot bellied pig, another famous âsmallâ breed.
This is your average adult pig.
Big oleâ pigs.
Wild boars can feed people for a very long time! I believe this one was 1800 lbs. (largest piggy ever was about 1,984 lbs)
I NOW KNOW WHY WILD BOARS WERE SO DANGEROUS IN THE DARK AGES HOLY SHIT; RICHARD III I TAKE BACK ALL THE TRASH I TALKED ABOUT YOUR HOUSE CREST GOOD GOD THATâS TERRIFYING.
Also, donât let the size full you, they can run as fast if not faster then your average dog. Those fat pink fuckers will come for you!!!
What donât have what now
Bees donât have lungs
you canât just not have lungs
Evidently you can, provided youâre a bee
shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot

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