Ramblings of a Lovely Girl

Fun Fact #10: The Republicans in Congress who are trying to defund Planned Parenthood know all of this. They don’t care, because they hate poor people, people of color, and know that they can hurt those people while they pander to their Tea Party base.

Being a worm must be awesome. It’s like “man, that dirt was great, I wish there was more.” And there always is.

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes it is.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer. The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

*pounds gavel* OHHHHH OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

REGISTER! VOTE!

And why every apathetic voter who thinks they are making some sort of statement by not voting is actually supporting the very people they think they are making a statement against.

but rape culture don’t exist

Men are trash

this is so terrible

Calling a girl a bitch implies she’s being aggressive, but calling a guy a bitch implies he’s being passive.

Real recognizes real.

{Hells Yeah!}

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