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That’s no moon….

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This song has been stuck in my head since I’ve heard it.

Him (v/o): My wife doesn’t necessarily mind cooking but, I mean, look at her. She’s absurdly pregnant and why should she have to stand around sweating over a hot stove. I’m more than happy to pamper her. Particularly because she always gets so turned on when I act all domesticated. The pregnancy hormones help too. I brought her dinner and placed it down on her belly, and she started looking at me all lustful and lazy-eyed. We both know what’s coming up in a little bit…

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You know, this robe used to fit me. Now I can barely wrap it around me. And I’m hardly done growing. I’m only thirty weeks here. Can you imagine what another two and a half months are going to do to this poor robe?

They like it when I roleplay.

Looks like for me, it was right around 8 months pregnant.

Funny, my tattoo wasn’t in italics when I started this pregnancy.

Don’t get me wrong, I love being pregnant, but it’s tiring. It’s hard to move, you have to pee all the time, and people feel the need to touch you all the time, even when you just want to be left alone. I’d definitely go in for round two, but even good things can be drawbacks.

My shirt could barely contain this belly tonight~ I’m still looking to get bigger tonight if anyone is interested in commissioning a skype session~

she is gunna blow any minute 😆