butts

whats better than this

im laughing so fucking hard my mom just texted me telling me to shut up

yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm

yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.

And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.

this is the best thing ive ever heard

I can’t get over the fact that these things EXIST.

God bless punctuation and the English language

You know shits getting real when Bo is being serious

and then he’ll rape ur mom and impregnate her with the antichrist when ur not looking omg 

u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better

LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON SHAVING BECAME TRENDY IS BECAUSE RAZOR COMPANIES NEEDED TO MAKE MONEY WHILE MEN WERE OFF AT WAR.