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Eddie: I'm pinning you against a wall with a broken bottle at your neck-

Steve: Sure!

Steve: What's your favorite color?

Steve: Don't worry I'll fix this.

Steve: *puts Scooby-Doo bandaid on him*

S1: Defeat Demogorgon ✅ Find Will ✅ Protect Eleven ✅

S2: Close the Gate ✅ Defeat Demodogs ✅ Save Will ✅

S3: Stop Russians ✅ Investigate Magnets ✅ Defeat Mind Flayer ✅

Eddie: How can you still say that?

Robin: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Nancy: I had a red one.

Eddie: oh.

Eddie:

Eddie: OH.

Steve:

Eddie: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point.

Steve: *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up.

Eddie: Your party is in a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake.

Robin: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake

Eddie: You're in a prison cell :)

Nancy: You did great. Well, I got a 10-

Eddie: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3

Steve: I got a 1!

Eddie: Yes!!!

Steve, whispering: Dustin, you’re secretly in charge.

Eddie: *sweating* .....no

Robin: Then why do you draw 'S+E' in hearts everywhere.

Robin, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!

Robin: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Eddie: Should we do something?!