T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

it’s because other people told you she was unbalanced at a point in your life when you didn’t have the life experience or wisdom to understand otherwise

*wakes up from a nap i took on accident* what the FUCK

*teleports behind you but I’m facing the wrong way*

😂😂

“Where’s my girlfriend?” I say as I don’t even attempt to talk to a girl

I literally don’t get people who complain that other people are just projecting onto characters like “you’re just using that character to explore and actualise yourself” well done james that’s what stories have been for for centuries what the fuck is your point

i relate to venom because i, too, am constantly hungry, gay, fuelled by rage, and the biggest loser on the planet

I became soooo private with my life, I used to tell my friends everything. Now I don’t tell anyone shit. & If you ask, I’m always good.

Not bcz you don’t deserve to know. But bcz I don’t want to bring you down with me. I just want ppl to lead their happy lives without me.

#like yeah we give a lot of credit and acknowledgement to how arthur meant the world to merlin but #let’s not forget this #that arthur opened his eyes one last time because merlin called his name; that he didn’t murder senselessly #because of him #that the only thing that could stop arthur from killing or doing something he’d regret #was merlin #merthur #CRIES DEEPLY (via forallmyheart)

i’ll forever be heartbroken

NOW I CAN BE A TRUE MERMAID

I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is called perfluorocarbon and because of its unique nature, it can hold enough oxygen inside of it for you to breathe it. You can breathe safely while inside it, but sometimes the transition from breathing in the perfluorocarbon and the air can be painful or uncomfortable as your lungs try to push the liquid out of them. In Dan Brown’s book The Lost Symbol, the process of reverting back to breathing the air can feel like being birthed.

thank you friend

how the fuck do they know what being birthed feels like

holy shit

That went from cool to horrifying is 0.05 seconds

You’re a hired assassin on your way to a job. While walking you see a puppy in the middle of the road and a truck coming towards. Last minute you decide to save the puppy. Now you have a puppy and someone to kill.

This is the opposite of a problem

John Wick

I WAS WONDERING WHY TF MY KEYSMASHES LOOKED SO BAD

if.. we’re mutuals. don’t hesitate to message me and start a friendship

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.