A piece of me in pictures.

So this little sausage has had his jabs 💉 All of my bum holes had their jabs as kittens but I’ve never taken them for their boosters. No reasons other than I don’t believe (after extensive research over the years) they need them. They’re healthy, well fed lads, that don’t stray far from home 🤷🏼‍♀️ Anyway, Stevie is going to be staying at a 5🌟 hotel later this year whilst we jeb about around London. If all goes well, next stop……🗽 So…..holiday at the cat hotel impending….😺 #steviethewondercat #mylittlesausageboy #vaccinatedkitty #jabbed #hisperfectlittleschnoz #catsthattravel #liveslikeaking #thecatsothermotheruk #blackcatsofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CYmmx3aN32dBkH-Iqt2WMrF9DOods-zPRs0oQ40/?utm_medium=tumblr

𝙽𝚎𝚠 𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚛, 𝚂𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝙲𝚞𝚗𝚝! 🤷🏼‍♀️ 𝙷𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚢 𝙽𝚎𝚠 𝚈𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝... #newyearnewmebullshit #resolutionsmyarse #2022 #anotheryeararoundthesun #sameshitdifferentyear https://www.instagram.com/p/CYMg7KCN_TLaDy-IYXcXDRIU0wmICrwAqK99Zw0/?utm_medium=tumblr

𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕤 ఌ _________________________________________ #oooohgeorge #grumpycat #merrychristmas https://www.instagram.com/p/CX5zIAJNw9Ds19qG3RjTaKQpu-zho0TTLgo_-Q0/?utm_medium=tumblr

Sat watching telly and noticed a big indentation in the side of the tree. It looked like there were baubles missing. I’m sat wondering what the fuck’s gone on, when this twat appears from inside the tree! 😺👋🏼 Absolute twat he is! #freddie #freddielicious #windingmeup #christmastreevandal #zerofucksclub #shithead https://www.instagram.com/p/CX11ZUtlWFdWxgdd0kUHufd2ABTTFVzkoX9quw0/?utm_medium=tumblr

Day sesh with these reprobates… Part Two #daysesh #workmates #christmasdrinks #favouritepeople (at Northern Quarter, Manchester) https://www.instagram.com/p/CXgXExNDWgS9vi2fjRXaDu_x7paLJImuK-kC1A0/?utm_medium=tumblr

A messy day with this bunch of degenerates. Part One. #christmasdrinks #gettogether #workmates #daysesh (at Manchester, United Kingdom) https://www.instagram.com/p/CXgViNoNuOiowb31pwW97_oWKEc2T0ZpzE2_I40/?utm_medium=tumblr

Thank you for inviting me to your leaving do @cassie.zanga, it was a fab night and great to catch up with people. NWAS’s loss is Primary Care’s gain. You are literally one of the nicest humans on the planet and I hope it works out for you and I wish you all the luck in the world. Don’t be a stranger cockle 🙂 #cassiesleavingdo #pissup #catchingupwithfriends #absolutenobbers (at PLY) https://www.instagram.com/p/CW5AxwXtlpEeudUDX0QNDbL_xQVEWVMj36RVL80/?utm_medium=tumblr

𝘏𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘺 𝘉𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘶𝘵𝘦 𝘯𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥. 𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘥𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘶𝘯 💰🎉🥳 . . #thomas #tomtit #kidbrother #17thbirthday #wherehasthetimegone #birthdayboy https://www.instagram.com/p/CVxF5CqN9euaIPTLW3Ol-h3yAXiznKuiyGnJjg0/?utm_medium=tumblr

A wonderful evening spent with perfect company. Great food, wine, conversation and The Vengaboys! . Lovely to see The Carberry’s, as always. Already looking forward to the next get together. . . #minibreak #weekendgetaway #york #oldfriends #gettogether #muchneededbreak #greatfoodgreatcompany (at Phranakhon Thai Tapas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CVtPpEMt2AISW5d0ySneuFTEfmRQp5XMADwCsU0/?utm_medium=tumblr

#photodump Part Two #minibreak #weekendgetaway #york #oldfriends #gettogether #muchneededbreak https://www.instagram.com/p/CVtN0rsN5RPIpLkjXiPyhuPDarDwys0tQ5NvSo0/?utm_medium=tumblr

#photodump Part One #minibreak #weekendgetaway #york #oldfriends #gettogether #muchneededbreak (at York, England) https://www.instagram.com/p/CVtMJdvNEUKI9Abf0Y2svaMCpkTuehzgPdLyD80/?utm_medium=tumblr

ɪᴛ’ꜱ ɪɴᴛᴇʀɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ᴄᴀᴛ ᴅᴀʏ 🖤 ᴛʜɪꜱ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪꜰᴜʟ, ꜱʜɪɴʏ ɴᴜɢɢᴇᴛ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ. ʜᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴊᴜᴅɢᴇꜱ, ʜᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴜʀɴꜱ ʜɪꜱ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴏɴ ᴍᴇ, ʜᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʟᴏᴠᴇꜱ ᴍᴇ ᴜɴᴄᴏɴᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟʟʏ. ʜᴇ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʙꜱᴏʟᴜᴛᴇ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ɪꜱ. ᴍʏ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴘᴀʟ, ᴍʏ ꜰᴀᴠᴏᴜʀɪᴛᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ……ᴍʏ ꜱᴛᴇᴠɪᴇ 🖤 . . #steviethewondercat #mylittlesausageboy #thatfacethough #hisperfectlittleschnoz #blackcatsofinstagram #blackcatday #catpicoftheday #mycatsbetterthanyours #naturalbeauty #catstagram #internationalblackcatday #blackcatstagram #myfavouriteeverything https://www.instagram.com/p/CVi58StNxUfxQn6YiwTCNaO3P5tZs1StE3inAw0/?utm_medium=tumblr

He was a fucking genius. The king of the random tale. I’m so pleased I got to see him live a few years ago. The world is going to be a shittier place without him. Thanks for the laughs you legendary fucking tyrant. There’s only one Sean Lock… #seanlock #oneofthegreats #comedylegend https://www.instagram.com/p/CSt5pg8inx4qosZdgxoOqVS2GoQAyL720isWjE0/?utm_medium=tumblr

𝐏𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐟 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐛𝐞𝐚𝐭, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭. . 𝐀 𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬, 𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬, 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬...... 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 💔 𝟏𝟒𝐲𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧, 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝟏𝟗✨ . . #𝗸𝘆𝗹𝗲 #𝗺𝘆𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 #𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝟭𝟵 https://www.instagram.com/p/CN4Nsvzj0vs43SfV4TNcyA3IaQS7TAT8jPZ1EI0/?igshid=1ekyico6t2iba

Grub in the sun with this one 👑 . We chatted about how plastic was invented, Phil’s funeral, Harry and Meghan’s interview, Lucy the Human Chimp, rationing, Post-War Britain, Covid, rip off Britain, Boris building a Barrett Home (only funny to us!) . I’ve missed this legend 💜 . . #mynan #thematriarch #legend #thatsthetea https://www.instagram.com/p/CN2qVsYjlMpWdrXJL0AAYW9KSkNGqmhoKvvdIM0/?igshid=eg5zhusw5w77

𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚝, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚖𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 ♡︎ . . #steviethewondercat #mylittlesausageboy #blackcatsofinstagram #thatfacethough #hisperfectlittleschnoz #catpicoftheday https://www.instagram.com/p/CLaOiPuj_p5HJCf529cN7GBg5V9uSfVvBgpm940/?igshid=1b0js23nv1bzb

So I bribed Hollie to work with me tonight with a cheesecake. I wanted to make the little twat a biscoff and white chocolate one but she doesn’t like biscoff! Fucking prick! . Like anybody even needs a bribe to work with me. The cheeky bitch! . So here’s an orange chocolate topped chocolate orange cheesecake with a white chocolate layer over a double chocolate cookie base! 100% vegan and gluten free 👌🏼 . If anybody needs us, we’ll be having a sugar rush trying to Guess Who! . . #nightshiftwanker #nightshiftfood #cheesecake #veganaf #whosaidveganfoodwasboring https://www.instagram.com/p/CLSRTCFjvBdrNqZJroc4Ezl6ZIQJA-si22MtgE0/?igshid=1pa7tk5m0c190