i love your color

you're telling me this onicle is bi?

what's that? this former is trans too?

bending a spoon with my hands is the same as bending a spoon with my mind. my mind controls my hands, you see

covid sucks man i miss when you'd be at a gallery or museum and someone who knows shit would randomly talk to you for ages about the exhibit

I do like that this pandemic has got us all greeting each other like Jane Austen characters- “You are well, I hope? And your family? All in good health?”

dont care didnt ask plus your pessimistic outlook on life is exhausting

"we all die" "love is pointless" "its never gonna get better" yeah ok bitch maybe!!!! i dont care tho im still gonna love with my entire heart and live every day like its my last!!!

If i was a sickly little peasant boy designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth for pennies and you found me against our citys outer wall with a deep wound in my chest from a musket ball and a letter cluthed in my hand and i told you that my dying wish was to have someone read that letter to me so i would know i died for something important and you open it up and you find a single large illustrated diagram of an onion would you tell me what it was? What would you say?

this is the content I stick around for. you can't find shit like this on twitter.

assuming u were targeted by people trying to intercept the letter i would describe the onion to you and watch as realization flashes across your face as the truth dawns on you and you discover that all along you were the heir to a multi million euro onion ring empire that your dad had left to you and the aristocracy was trying to trick you into handing over the secret recipe that multiple organizations were after and with your dying breath you say “i’m allergic”

my test results are back… the diagnosis is in….

im…….im a sleepy little lesbian…..😢😭

gollums loincloth is like 2 inches of toilet paper and he’s hopping around like disneys quasimodo doing acrobatics and we as an audience are narrowly spared from seeing his peepee but you cannot you CANNOT argue that sam and frodo didnt see it at least once!! they didn’t want to but they didn’t have things like camera angles to save them they probably saw gollums swinging little meat sack a hundred times and both of them just decided to never ever mention it

did they decide to never ever mention it or are they talking about it constantly every time the camera cuts away? we the audience get to decide and that’s why i think fiction is so powerful

The movies and books are based on Frodo’s own accounts of his adventures. It’s highly likely that Gollum never actually wore a loincloth and Frodo added it for our own protection