worm snorter

♫ Ghosts and goblins, goblins and ghosts, yeah ♫

STOP ROMANTICIZING MITOCHONDRIA

but the very next day you shamed it away

a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline

I mean we all thought about it at one point

Meanwhile in Australia

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.

drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!

t'challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish

Steven Grant Rodgers, a known idiot, somersaulting over peter: not if i die for you first 

Aunt May, a worried mess and 100% done with this shit: not if you’re grounded for life you won’t

Bucky, tired: oh not this again

Mantis, 10/10 idiot wife: how noble of you, you will not be remembered i am sorry

sam, still mad about being beaten by this mouthy toddler: not if I kill you first, you little shit

Ned, who is also a gen z idiot: Boi if you do I’ll yeet myself into the sun

me: *plays slightly upbeat emo music*