Im Useless but Opinionated

Me: *a horrible mint goblin who dumps the entire package of mints into their mouth at once despite the intense, overwhelming flavor*

i saw this wikipedia image and caption in a dream last night

Okay so apparently one of the reasons they might not make another Sherlock season is because Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman are major stars. So…..here’s a wild idea: Moriarty spin-off anyone? Think about it! A documentary about Moriarty’s life from when he killed Carl Powers, following how he became what he was. Andrew Scott gets to have the best time and everyone gets more LIVING Moriarty content? I think it’s a pretty good compromise!

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What the fuck

Tell everyone you see today that you will see them in a year. They’ll laugh and assume you mean you will see them tomorrow. Little do they know at midnight you will leave society behind to live in the woods for 365 days. Seek solitude. Seek peace.