graceless herb

˙ʇɐqʇᴉnɹɟ ɐ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ pǝpᴉɔǝp ǝʌ,I

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

Oh, absolutely not.

guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together

Jonathan Podcaster Sims, telling his parents about the new horror series he's writing: I might need you to voice some characters, if you've got the time. Mom, could you voice the previous head archivist? she dies violently. shot three times. yeah. and dad, could you voice the mysterious librarian? he dies violently too. brutal pipe murder. he's beaten to death brutally. with a pipe. right after talking to the protagonist, Jonathan Sims. I named the main character after myself. his parents are dead, by the way. they died violently. I voice the protagonist of course. I go in to work every day and play Jonathan Sims, the guy with dead parents. and I'm asking you, my parents, to voice two characters who are dead. if that's alright with you.

i love in horror media when ur first introduced to a character and they are all fresh and clean. and then cut to further on in the story and they are covered in dirt and blood and they have that gorgeous traumatized look in their eyes. yayyy

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol