sorry if all of my posts have a vaguely sadomasochist undertone to them. it’s because i’m a sadomasochist

Mannnn Carla Boone is the OG deadwife for a reason. Nobody is doing it like her. You walk around town like “hey a young pregnant woman was mysteriously trafficked from this town like three weeks ago” and every single person says “Oh yeah, her. She said my wife’s casserole was funky and my home decor lacked pizzaz. Hope she stubbed her toe on the way out.” Manny is like “well we were engaging in trench warfare on the daily and she mostly stood on the balcony smoking with a long cigarette holder and frowning at everyone.” And then you find out from Andy that Boone thought she was the absolute bee’s knees through all of this. Literally obsessed, clapping and cheering when she entered a room. Now all he does is fume at his conspiracy board and plot revenge. They’re so iconic.