Afrodite

The Crushing Weight of Not Knowing If There Is a Task

im starting to think this crushing weight is not about the tasks

anyone have that pic of the teacher putting his fist in his mouth and the blackboard says “HYPOTHESIS: I can fit my fist in my mouth”

maybe one of the funniest pictures ever taken

hold on. that reblog is the ONLY post on this motherfucker’s blog. just been holding that pic waiting to strike

They are the only person using this site correctly

due to budget cuts preschool will no longer teach about the color green

When you see your pet and start petting their head and it’s randomly wet and you ask them “what happened why are you wet!!!!!!” And the pet doesn’t answer

Garlic powder & onion powder are literally like two beautiful twin sisters brushing eachothers long hair at the lake by moonlight one last time before they both walk into the forest and kill themselves

There's no need to react to this post. I've heard everything that could be said already

what the fuck is gay vampire sex? I'm a hands on learner btw

entering my john jacob jingleheimerschmidt era.

Hey thats my name too

i dont even fucking care any more.

Living my life one titty pic at a time…. Always thinking the next boobs image will fix me

The next boobs image will fix me btw