nyctophillic888

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me