irisofswan

roommate is mad i got rid of my own dishes. last week i texted her that she can let me know if she wants to keep them after she says she wants to get new dishes. no word from her besides thanks. today im cleaning out my room and our communal areas for inspection tomorrow. all of a sudden kitchen ranting and slamming doors. jeez bruh how entitled can u be

i got a ride from the student shuttle and the sergeant driving was so reluctant to stop after i asked if we cld go to a shopette to get breakfast but i was like "Oh I rmr u, didnt u drive the van before?" and he was like "yep, i did!" and we had a little chat and he ended up stopping for food lol i guess maybe he was flattered

i am dazzling my coworker with feigned neurotypicality that i am learning from mormon belt divorce movies and my rich cousins