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“You know those things on Facebook. They ask if you would slap your friend for a certain amount of money, or break their arm, even run them over with your car for a certain amount. I was just thinking… How much would someone take to cut off their leg? I’m starting off at a low amount and just increasing it to see what would be he perfect amount.” 

“honestly, i’m waiting for fast food places to start selling sweet potato fries. i would totally fuck with that. i actually have never tried their shakes. i have only tried their ice creams and fries. fuck, fries and anything that is sweet and cold can go together not gonna lie.”

“EITHER make yourself useful and hand me a towel or make yourself interesting and join me. There’s still plenty of hot water left and I’m certain I probably missed a couple of spots that you could help me reach.”

“oh my god, did you see that video of beyonce bringing out destiny’s child for coachella? i’m so fucking pissed i didn’t get tickets this year. like what the fuck? i swear to god, all colleges should be closed for festival season. experiencing that shit is way more important than learning about microeconomics.”

“so i’m not really a big fan of McDonald’s, but i won’t lie - their fries are my guilty pleasure and i would eat them all day if i could. give me fries at any time of the day and i’m the happiest person on earth.”

“But listen…. it’s ten thousand dollars. Someone is offering you ten thousand dollars to cut off your leg. You can get a peg leg. Be a freaking pirate or some shit. I’ll get you a eye patch. Would you do it? It’s not like it’s SAW and you’re doing it to save your life. Fuck – the dude didn’t even get to survive, did he? I can’t remember. But this is a serious question. With how the world is going, it could happen. Would you do it?”

hey pals !!!!!!! this iris !!!!!! she a cutie !!!!!!! all her shit is under the cut :-))) (hmu in the ims for plots)