Introduction (made wayyyy too late)
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TW: Disordered eating, parental issues, sh, sui, alcohol, drvgs, and Iris being soggy
No Dni, but I will block if nessacary.
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Name: Iris/Astrid
Pronouns: I don't give a fuck
Romantic attraction/Sexuality: Cupioromantic and omnisexual (preference to fem/anyone looks feminine. You can be a boy, or a girl, or a attack helicopter, as long as you look feminine)
MBTI: INTP
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Tags:
Astridgotsoggy: Depresso espresso
Astrid made a form/Iris made a form: I made a Google form
Irisnotbelonghere/Astridnotreal: I do not feel/believe that I nor my environment is real
Irisshutup/Astridshutup: I am venting.
Astridstomachisbeingstupid/Irisneedstoignoreit: Disordered eating
Irisisgood/Astridisfine: Sh and Sui
Irisisfantabulous/Astridisgreat: drvgs and alcohol
Astridistalkingtokrantzandatulgawande/irisistalkingtokrantzandatulgawande: Rants or top of the head stuff
poppycock!!poppiesdon'thavecocks/Dandyasalion/:):)/:p : Sillies/whimsy/idiotic stuffs
Words I say and basically what they mean:
Whut: "What" but in a question way
Soggy: Despressing or sad
Depresso Espresso: same as soggy
Boobtacular: Inside joke with a friendo, anything fabulous, amazing, best, on top of the world.
Eatable: Swallow and digestible, however, unlike "edible", not specifically safe to eat
Chompable: Looks/sounds/seems or is adequately able to be bitten in a satisfying way
Soup (as an adjective or feeling): Pain/ Painful
P.S: This one requires examples
My fingertips have soup on them= Little pain
I am drenched in soup= I am in excruciating pain
Soup has been spilt on my (specific body part)= aforementioned body part is in pain
I shall spill soup on other/(specific person)= I will/want to inflict pain onto other/ aforementioned person
(Will add others)
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I found that listing my favorite music artists or bands is kind of meaningless. If you want to know more about this, ask please. Thank you:):)
What i do at 2 am (and other monotonous/ tedious times: Listen to music, read, draw, indulge in media, research, write.
Main intrests: Doctor Who and American Psycho.
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My darlings
★@wuthering-on-ur-ashes (boobtacular wifey and the embodiment of tomoko. Yes. Very boobtacular awesomely awesome.)
★@eddielovepink (my dear spammer who I wish I could find the dopamine to spam and to eddie I am so sorry that I haven't I've been putting it off for such a long time)
★@yaoiandcakecrumbs (irl friend who is a girl and looks like a girl /not a reference haahhahahahahaha. Is also very pretty)
★@et-is-dot-exe (moot who I keep tagging in tag games and tag thingmajigs they are awesome)
My side blogs (that you should ignore/block if you're triggered by the following topics):
@iris-not-not-eaten is my ed blog
@iris-is-cut-out-from-the-scene is my sh blog.
(My side blogs will not have the "read more" thingy for vents and worded mentions of sh,sui, drvgs,alcohol, and ed. There will be for pictures but not for typed stuff. So if you don't want to see that, please block. I do the "read more" thing because I have moots that can be triggered but on my side blogs I will NOT put a read more unless there is pictures).
Alright, that's it. Goodbye and hope you enjoy:):)

















