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Eliot Waugh | 03x04 Be the Penny

“Oh my god, how long until you’re done with that potion!” “Oh my god, how long until you’re done with that spell!” “You shouldn’t use your powers for personal gain.” “They’re my powers, my magic, and I’ll use it to do what I damned well please.” “Why don’t you make yourself useful and start lighting the candles?” “What happened back there? It looked like that spell took a lot out of you.” “Love spells are fucked up, you know? You shouldn’t do that.” “Did you do that on purpose? You witch.” “Asshole stole my spell!” “Your magic has made you a monster.” “What happened to you [ name ]. What happened to the [ witch / fairy / etc ] I met at [ time / location / event ]? You’re a monster.” “Oh I’m the monster, look at them!” “This is bullshit, that’s not my future, you’re a fraud!” “Just because you don’t want to believe in it, doesn’t ,mean it’s not true.” “You can deny it all you want, but you saw it, magic is real.” “This school is where we learn how to control and use our powers, plus it’s nice to meet other [ witch / fairy / etc ] when you don’t really have anyone to relate to in the ‘real world’.” “I can do the spell, for a price that is.” “You shouldn’t take advantage of people who need your help, you should want to use your magic to protect them.” “Magic is one of the most powerful forces on this earth!” “Dark magic can be… addictive…” “It doesn’t work like that, magic can only do so much.” “What are you talking about! I’m the one in control! Look at what I can do!” “Magic doesn’t have to always come at a price, not if you use it properly.” “Magic always has a price.” “How did you do that!? That’s impossible!” “The dark magic, it turned [ him / her / them ] into a different person. It does that to people.” “I’m powerful and I’m pissed off, you do not want to get in my way.” “I had to wean myself off the dark magic on my own.” “I’m fine, it was just a big spell… don’t worry about me.” “I can’t control it, I can’t control my powers! I can’t stop!” “Breathe, just breathe, relax, you’re a powerful [ witch / fairy / etc ], you can take back control.” “That was flashy, but ultimately useless.” “How did you do that spell? Can you teach me?” “Magic is supposed to help people! You aren’t supposed to use it to hurt them.” “[ he / she / they ] is using dark magic, we need to stop them before something terrible happens.” “You can’t just use magic to solve all of your problems.” “Why tidy your rooms when you can just use magic?” “There’s no going back from it if you cast that spell.” “[ he / she / they ] tricked me into helping them with a dark spell. People got hurt. It was my fault.” “I can’t stop doing it, the dark magic, it’s addictive.” “Life isn’t always fair, I have magic, why shouldn’t I use it?” “I want to show the world how powerful I am, they should be afraid of me, I could wipe them all out with a thought.” “You’re losing control, you need to focus.” “Are you serious!? [ he / she / they ] is the most powerful  [ witch / fairy / etc ] I’ve heard of! We can’t stop [ him / her / them ], we don’t stand a chance!”

if you can’t see the symbol, send ‘snowball’!

“Your superiors are sending you to certain death for no good reason. You have a right to disobey.” “Nobody would give me a mirror. How bad is it?” “Back off! I’ll kill him!” “What are you getting at, [ name ]?” “This is not unlike our stations. Far more inefficient.” “I settle for nothing but the best.” “We can disobey suicidal orders? Why wasn’t I told?” “I was only mostly dead. Try finding that option on government paperwork.” “Ha-ah! Don’t make me laugh, damn it. My face is barely holding together as it is.” “I shall toss [ name ] about like a rag doll!” “Still recommend caution. Warn of chafing.” “Can it wait for a bit? I’m in the middle of some calibrations.” “What did I tell you, honey? Isn’t it beautiful? Far away from all that high-tech noise!” “Would you like to talk about what happened with [ name ]?” “Will be here to set broken bones later.” “Security seems to have tightened a bit.” “Okay, [ name ], glad you’re back.” “Flammable! Or inflammable! Can’t remember which! Doesn’t matter!” “Oh. It must have been painful, then.” “Our scanners are picking up false readings. They seem to think you’re, ah, dead.” “I am sorry you feel that way.” “How is it when I ask for someone’s help they never say sure no problem. No strings attached.” “I’ve taken many bad things out of the world. You’re the only good thing I ever added to it.” “This… this is a joke. Now? Now you show up?” “I like [ him / her / them ]. Are we still recruiting?” “Uh, no offense.” “Isn’t that a rather personal memory to talk about?” “And here I thought I had had my one betrayal and attempted murder for this year.” “I’m… tired. You… may be right. Yes, I’m tired… I’ll nap. Destroy the universe later…” “Find peace in the embrace of the Goddess.” “Well, all right. But you still hurt my feelings.” “Hard to concentrate. Bad for morale.” “We appreciate your patience. Please continue to hold.” “Like some kind of secret government spy stuff? Sounds dangerous!” “I appreciate you letting me down easy.” “Some [ women / men / people ] find facial scars attractive.” “Wait. So they don’t even want me here?” “I have no reason to distrust you. You’ve been perfectly loyal to us all along.” “This subject will invent fiction it believes the interrogator desires. Data acquired will be invalid.” “I assume everything is going well up here?” “It is not my intention to assume all of your responsibilities.” “Interesting solution.” “Ah, probably for the best. Everyone was always ignoring you and hitting on me.” “Then maybe we should talk about hazard pay next time.” “You’re such a dick!” “I didn’t know any better.” “You start singing ‘Daisy Bell’ and I’m done.” “Get out of my way. I’m walking out. [ He’s / she’s / they’re ] coming with me.” “Okay, I’ll manage. Just no more poetry.”

“I couldn’t do this without you, [ name ].” “What? If [ he / she / they ] touches anything, I’ll kill [ him / her / them ].” “Aye, but in the right hands, it can taste like mighty fine ass!” “That was mean. But damn funny.” “Wait! I can’t just give client information away! It’s bad for business.” “I’m just here for the drinks.” “I’m sorry, I know that was important, but you performed Gilbert and Sullivan?” “Who said anything about love? I’m just trying to get you into bed.” “Damn right you are. Get back there and show them what you’re worth! Go, go!” “Definitely like old times.” “You know, he was always my favorite… with that pole up his ass…” “Why is it always claws and guns? Why can’t we piss off a fuzzy planet? Still dangerous, but hey, bunnies.” “I was thinking of installing some lava lamps. Maybe some Christmas lights for ambiance. What do you think?” “What do you think our chances are [ name ]?” “And if this thing starts claiming to be the ‘vanguard of our destruction,’ then I got shotgun on the first lifeboat, okay?” “My gosh, we were idiots.” “I care about you, [ name ]. And I think you care about me.” “You just had to give 'em tactical advice.” “I’m glad [ name ] finally worked that stick out of [ his / her / their ] ass… but now [ he’s / she’s / they’re ] trying to beat people to death with it.” “What kind of guns does this thing have?” “Kill one and one hundred will replace it.” “Their attacks are disorganized. They’d be more effective if they all attacked at once.” “I’m good with your current amount of head-butting. I’d say we’re at head-butting capacity.” “You know what else is bad for business? A broken neck!” “I trust you too [ name ], but you don’t have to prove anything to me.” “Actually, that sounds interesting.” “I’m offering to be your friend. You don’t want to be my enemy.” “So tell me what you want. If this all ends tomorrow, what happens to us?” “He’s got a lover in every port and a gun in every tentacle!” “Aim for [ his / her / their ] head, because [ he / she / they ] doesn’t have a heart.” “You wanna see how far I’ll go?” “An unforgettable fourteen hour experience!” “I think things and they happen! Fear me, lesser creatures!” “I can already hear it… ‘This is all [ name’s ] fault! What a tool [ he / she / they ] was!’.” “How could he be so insensitive? You deserve somebody who’s going to respect you. Somebody who’s going to treat you right.” “That means you get a [ bachelor / bachelorette ]  party. End of story!” “Heard about anything interesting going on around here?” “Have you got a minute to talk?” “I know… well no not that I know… it’s just that… well… it’s not normally like this… I mean, wow… when did it get so hot in here?” “Honestly? [ name / group ] have killed you once, and all it seems to have done is piss you off so…” “I serve drinks. You want to know what’s going on, check the news.” “Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course.” “Fantastic! I’ll get the cards.” “Oh, I think I’m just going to stop dating for a while.” “This is no time for emotional entanglement!” “Ok, that makes my legs hurt just watching it..” “Wait a minute [ name ], you’re just yanking me around, aren’t you?”