IridescentMist

oh my goodness will you look at the time

idk why old navy is literally always ahead of the game in terms of uncanny valley + retail horror

Free them

This is so cursed oh my god

What the fuck

i was dissociating while scrolling them isee this and involuntarily scream

My sense of humor is so fucked up, I don’t laugh at normal things anymore

secondhand embarrassment is pure agony and i wish a lot of comedy didnt rely on it

I cannot deal with it. I have to literally leave the room.

It’s a sign of being extremely empathetic.

thanks! i hate it, how do i uninstall?

Tumblr’s literary analysis skills are best summed up by the fact that “he could feel the glucose entering his cells” was not enough to tip tens of thousands of people off that this was not an interaction meant to be taken at face value.

Welcome to late stage capitalism, buckle up, it's going to be a bumpy ride.

Anakin murdering toddlers is also on their piece of shit service

Jesus

Nooo not the red one

Power rangers wild force

the important questions

Oh my god

not to be harry potter on main but i honestly think the fantastic beasts series would have been so much more interesting if it was just about the beasts. i don’t give a fuck about grindelwald, just give me a movie about an eccentric wizard travelling the world looking for magical animals and teaching us the power of friendship

newt’s character should have been like the crocodile hunter but in a wizard hat send tweet

i dont care about any of this 1920s magic drama i just want newt scamander to cheerfully inform us how bad it hurts to get stung by various wizard animals

new critical thought: is the celebrity that everyone is calling a ““fashion icon”” really that fashionable or are they just skinny and rich?