The DBD fandom portraying Springtrap and Kaneki as a duo is funny just on its face bc imagine telling a teenager in 2015 that FNAF and Tokyo Ghoul were gonna be in the same game, but also bc of how easily it reads as Springtrap being like "I don't need Michael! I'll find a new son who does like murder!" And then he finds this random Japanese undergrad with tentacles mauling people and eating from their guts like a rabid dog and he picks him up by the scruff like you're my son now! we're having soft tacos later

don’t you even call yourself an old man fucker if you can’t handle a receding hairline let alone bald, out of my way posers

My new headwound makes every color just a little more lovely & vibrant