Of Music, Mistoffelees, Muppets, Merlin…

i really like that pictures of anteaters swimming look like someone tried to recreate the loch ness monster on a budget like

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.

seems like plenty of people are lacking the Vitamin

This video makes me cry every time it’s on my dash and I can’t even iterate why.

Acrylic on canvas 30*40 cm “Summer Sketch No. 5”

look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

One year ago today I posted this practically shot Iron Giant photo I created using real figures, lighting, miniature sets & my trusty old tin foil for water technique & cotton wool for the splashes.

all my life I’ve felt like this guy