Of Music, Mistoffelees, Muppets, Merlin…

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

Rhythm Heaven fans be like 🅰️

Apparently I should've tagged this 'rapture' or something

can i get an amen break burger

Just One Guy, Just One Spider-Man… -OR Woman?!? We don’t Know; ….forsure.

@elodieunderglass

Ohhh lovely thank you!

I just took Jabalí to the vet (routine shots, diagnosed as an angel baby) and I went and got her a pup cup afterwards and the people at the coffee shop loved her so much they gave her a second pup cup. (because the other barista wanted to give her one too.)

@bitchfitch if it’s not too much trouble, may we please see some more recent pics of the sweet angel baby?

Ok am I, stupid or do a fair portion of the lyrics to Kiss From A Rose just not make any sense at all

Why do your eyes get "larger" when it snows. What the fuck is a gray. Seal. Seal I am talking to you. Seal.

The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol

i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much

Because Catholicism and by extension Christianity are so big and normal I don't think a lot of people consider how strange the Vatican is just conceptually. Like yeah in the capital of a long-dead empire there's an opulent temple district that acts as it's own sovereign nation, still speaking the dead language of that empire for their rituals, ruled by a prophet-king chosen by a secret conclave of the high priesthood. Yeah his followers eat a lot of fish in the spring.

ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em

On it, boss!

Bad news, boss!