Of Music, Mistoffelees, Muppets, Merlin…

Item: some sort of large rideable Jinsect (Jeans Insect)

i miss everyone

I love how tumblr users play with Jorge I mean jpegs not Jorge who the fuck is Jorge

Spiders jpg

Woah dude

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>go right

>go left instead (looks nice and fun!)

>...go back to the right

Go left

Go forward

> Ascend

Go right ->

*mumbling and grumbling* maybe i wanted to win stupid prizes *kicks dirt*

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

FUCK YEAH PLANTARCHY

Considering how slow cacti tend to grow, that's especially amazing? Lke, that guy survived for YEARS on minimal light before reaching the top of that pole! An inspiration to us all!

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

i think the scientology speedrunners should start visiting the hospital mitch mcconnell is supposed to be in. i think it would be enriching for them