Irate Professional

ALL THAT CRYIN DONT MEAN A DAMN THING TO ME. YA ASSES WASNT CRYIN WHEN YOU WAS STEALING!

i have been sitting in this burger king for 4 hours

they don’t come to take your order you have to go to the counter

Me tryna holla

Listen…. Omg.

don’t 👏🏽 listen 👏🏽 to 👏🏽 twenty 👏🏽 one 👏🏽 pilots 👏🏽 if 👏🏽 you’ve 👏🏽 never 👏🏽 operated 👏🏽 an 👏🏽 airplane 👏🏽

I've actually flown an airplane so I guess I'm good.

🙌🏾

Me af

Lmfao I hate this song so much @itspugaputas

this dog is that character you think is evil but actually has a heart of gold

When you take your cup out of the cup holder, you become the cup holder.

I need him in my life LMAO

MONAQUIESHA!!!!

I love this lmao

No matter how you arrange the words “shit” “real” and “nigga” in a 3 word sentence, it makes sense.

😂

Oh shit and I knew the context of each one

^^^^^

What came first? The tweet or this post?

She favors Jazmine Sullivan

^^^^^ exactly what I was gonna say

Thanks, I get that a lot 😅❤️

“man ur such a pussy” a jock says to me. i laugh. “well,” i begin, looking up at him and popping the collar of my jean jacket, “like they say,” everyone waits in anticipation, “u are what u eat.” the jock dies instantly, the crowd cheers, obama is there,