hachimitsu

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

This sounds like a man on cocaine

Fammmm

The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears

Is this xxxtentacion

TAURUS

i only act like this when im alone and she has the bravery to record it wow

@glumchumm omfg

I have literally thought about this everyday for the last week and a half

if i don’t reblog this assume i’ve been fucking murdered

when Junkrat kills an enemy Roadhog and it triggers the “who’s on top now?” voice line. there’s no heterosexual explanation for that

this voice line was deemed inappropriate and not included in the Russian translation of the game

there is no heterosexual explanation for that

shout out to reality tv producers for being literally fucking geniuses at film theory

excuse me i just saw a sign that said “nut then what?” and i almost had a heart attack while driving