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evanrider :
âWe could go find another dark room. And Iâve never had issues with electricity either. Thereâs always a spark when Iâm around.â
   âWow. You know, I canât decide if youâre incredibly smooth or just ridiculously cheesy - the line between the two always gets a bit blurry when the lights are out.â
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evanrider :
âI can think of plenty of nicer welcomes I could get in a dark room. And why canât it be you?âÂ
   âNot in this dark room. Luck oâ the Irish? Plus, in all my years Iâve never had any issues with electricity.â
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Issy read the text and within moments she was slipping on her boots and climbing out the window of her home. Right now more then ever Issy just needed an escape and it seemed fitting that sheâd fall into her old ways to do that.Â
           text: On my way.
She responded to the text as she climbed into her car, crossing town in only fifteen minutes. Letting herself into the Greyson home she made her way up to Iraâs room. âIâm calling dibs on two of those bottles.â Issy said as she entered her friends room, tossing herself onto the bed.Â
@delilahreyesâ
Delilah leaned out of the shower as she heard her phone bing at the incoming text. Reading it, she leaned a bit further to shout out to where she knew Iraâs room to be across the hall. âHold on, Iâm naked!â After rinsing herself off quickly, she hopped out of the shower and wrapped a towel around herself and made her way to her friends room after grabbing her clothes. âI also volunteer my pot brownies to put into the mix.â
  "Wineâs in the closet. I didnât chill it, but I only have reds so it should be fine.â Ira half-hugged both of the girls as each of them entered, ignoring Delilahâs mostly-naked form. âPot brownies would be very welcome as far as Iâm concerned, I only have the plain ones because Iâd planned on sharing with the house. So, movies? Singing and dancing? Braiding each otherâs hair and gossiping about boys? What should we do first?â
sampsonwebb :
The most intimidating part of coming home was always boiled down to a singular experience for Sampson. The grocery store. Standing the cereal aisle of the Stop and Shop, Sam just started at all the boxes in awe. He felt like there were always more when he came back. But then, he wasnât really used to shopping like this. After a while of trying to pick out a cereal, he gave up and just stared at the boxes, willing one to look pleasing. He was about to walk away when he noticed someone else. Glancing toward them, âIf you had to pick one cereal to eat for the rest of your life, what would it be?â
   âCheerios, maybe Rice Krispies or one of the Chex ones. You know, something plain I could add fun things to without worrying too much about it tasting bad.â Ira glanced over, offering a smile and a shrug. âThat or one of the fruity ones for kids. They change the formula from time to time so the flavor changes a bit. Iâve probably got a nice long life ahead of me so I donât want to get stuck with anything boring, you know?â She tossed a few boxes of the Rice Krispies in her cart, plus a box of both the pebbles cereals. âWhat about you?â
evanrider :
âSure, blame the new guy. What kind of welcome is that?âÂ
   âThe only kind of welcome youâll get in a dark room. Besides, if itâs not you itâs me, and it canât be me.â
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evanrider :
âOkay, found a flashlight. Man, I woulda thought that even a town this small had working electricity. Tell me, is this a common occurrence, or am I just lucky?âÂ
   âIâd say itâs probably your fault. We havenât had many electricity problems lately, and weâre not that small of a town.â
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It was no surprise the entire town was in a mess of problems and youâd think with the killer being caught, things might actually get a chance to finally calm down for once. But naturally, it seemed fate had other plans for Hollow Grove. âWhoa there, Ra.â He says catching her with an effortless grace as his arms wrapped tightly around his twin. It seemed between Charlie and his sister, all the most important woman in his life were baring the weight of the stress the most. The idea made his stomach queasy and he wished there was more then he could. âWhatâs wrong, are you okay?â The paranoia was growing and he couldnât help but pull his sister back a little, eyes quickly scanning over for any noticeable bleeding or bruising. Werewolf or not, she was still the younger one if only by a few spare moments. âAlso quit the smoking, smells awful sis.âÂ
   âIâm fine, Alexi. Promise,â she reassured him, offering a faint smile when he pulled away. âI just needed...I donât know. Something. Soph and the pack are all pretty busy with everthing thatâs been happening, Delilahâs been with Issy, Issyâs got a lot on her plate. Outside of them Iâve only got a few people in town I talk to, and out of everyone I just wanted to see you. Remind myself youâre real and youâre here and alive, I guess.â She rolled her eyes, wrinkling her nose at him. âOh, bite me, at least I donât smoke those cigars dad likes. Besides, it isnât even the worst of my habits.â
[text] I think a six year old just hit on me. Iâm scared.
[text] Just be careful.[text] Kids these days can be nasty if you break their heart.
[text] Are you getting my texts? Now I know how Anna feltâŚokay byeeeee.
[text] Sorry!! [text] Except not really. đ[text] Do you wanna build a snowman?
[Text:] I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
[text]: I meanâŚ[text]: Is it any good?[text]: What did I sing?[text]: You canât withhold the details, Thalia.
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[Text:] Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help. (SAM)
[text]: I have a pitcher but I canât find you?[text]: Bite someoneâs ankle so they scream.[text]: Or send up a flare.@samantha-pierce
[Text:] I canât find my keys and thereâs a hotdog in my purse.
[text]: I have your keys because you kept trying to go to the store.[text]: The hotdog was supposedly for Max, you were sure he would want it.[text]: I gave up fighting you about it when you started getting teary.
TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT: Sentence starters.
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[Text:] I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT. [Text:] I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [Text:] I canât find my keys and thereâs a hotdog in my purse. [Text:] Itâs one am and youâre asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call. [Text:] the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka. [Text:] He asked me to come stay with him so he could âsee that ass and watch Harry Potter.â [Text:] I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now. [Text:] Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon? [Text:] He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry. [Text:] Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but youâre just not the one in charge. [Text:] This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILLâŚ. [Text:] I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door. Best exit from a building ever. [Text:] go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster. [Text:] Itâs very rude to dive mouth-first into someoneâs crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it. [Text:] Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. Sheâs now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird [Text:] Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity. [Text:] I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner. [Text:] I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand. [Text:] He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell. [Text:] There is a cooked ham in the washing machine. [Text:] I canât hang out with this penis. Iâll start thinking I like the person it belongs to. [Text:] Eh, I donât question what my penis likes. It just does what it does. [Text:] Help me help you realize you are a moron. [Text:] There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls. [Text:] I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant. [Text:] Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on. [Text:] Itâs not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike. [Text:] All she said to me before going to get another shot was âDamn, Iâd eat her out.â [Text:] He just brought a live lobster to the party. [Text:] She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case. [Text:] Ok sry I left that ambiguousâŚâŚdid you want contact solution or fellatio? [Text:] Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help. [Text:] And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool [Text:] Hi. [Name] tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial [Text:] I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry. [Text:] my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start. [Text:] Found a pic on my phone from last night. Youâre drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. Itâs my new wallpaper.
[text] Itâs not funny! I wasnât wearing underwear that day! (Xander)
[text] Thatâs what made it so hilarious![text] Itâs always funny to see an old man blush.
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[text] I know itâs late, but I just thought about the time we stayed up all night talking. I miss that. I miss you.
[text] I miss you too.[text] Hopefully things will get better with whatserface behind bars.[text] Then we can have sleepovers in the living room.[text] And binge Gilmore Girls or something.
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[text] I swear to drunk Iâm not God. Shiit, wait! I fcked up!
[text] We already know youâre God, Thalia.[text] Now we also know youâre drunk.[text] Remember not to drink and bake.
[text] Guess whoâs no longer a virgin? (issy because I'm cackling at this one)
[text] Your daiquiri?[text] That kid you were flirting with yesterday?[text] Because if youâre talking about you, we all knew that.[text] You donât ho in secret.
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