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I just wanted to share my boy Izzy with you. He's a very needy boy and needs to be around me all the time when I'm home, even if that means blocking my bathroom sink

ちゃしろのもくてきは　きゃっとにっぷのようです

if you manage to evade yoda on foot for 24 hours you will be given your truck back, except i suck at parking anything bigger than a camry so the passenger side is fucked up, sorry. if you fail and yoda does catch and run you over, you will be forced to drive his 2003 toyota prius for the rest of your life and pay for the maintenance a hybrid of that age needs out of your own pocket.

On the table before you is a computer, you must donate your wealth to 3 different charities that have no association with you

If you fail all Amazon employees will be released into the room to bludgeon you to death

Yes it is the same trap as last time, I tried the 2000 watt instead of the 4000 watt, but I-

What was that?

It isn't the voltage, but the wires themselves? Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry! I thought you-

It happens all the time?

ここがおちつくのです

むっふー　むっふーでち

Ｊせんせのマネッコでちー♪