Hi! We'd quickly like to address some rumors that have been spreading about IPS-H!
Rumor 1: IPS-H is staffed by pirates.
While it is true that IPS-H employs a number of former pirates, no active pirates work for IPS-H. IPS-H offers a work rehabilitation program for pirates captured by or who surrender to IPS-N. The recidivism rate for participants in this program is extremely low compared to other options.
Rumor 2: IPS-H is run by underperforming managers.
Entirely untrue, though understandable where the rumor comes from. Some managers thrive under the work conditions that IPS-H offers, and IPS-N makes an effort to make sure that such managers end up here so that their talents may be fully utilized and their potential fully realized.
Rumor 3: IPS-N banishes anyone who talks about unionizing to the Heron System.
Also untrue! This would be decidedly against several laws. Other than the aforementioned work rehabilitation program and efforts to assign managers who would work well in the Heron system here, assignment to IPS-H is completely random. Any observed trends with worker reassignment are completely coincidental. Remember, correlation does not imply causation!

















