*In the Heartslabyul Dorm, Charles looks at the rambunctious Shriek, as she scuttles around on the ceiling*
Charlie: (Internally) Well…this is strange. I don’t think we’ve been alone before.
*As he looks at her, he finds her suddenly stopping on the ceiling and staring back. They blink at each other for a rather long time until Shriek speaks up*
Shriek: (Curious) Hey where’s Deino?
Charlie: He had social studies.
Shriek: (Dejected) Aww…I wanted to talk about Blackbeard with him.
Shriek: (Excited) Cause he used to light himself on fire to intimidate opponents!! He was one of the most dangerous pirates on the high seas.
Charlie: (Slightly Concerned) Didn’t he kill like…12 naval soldiers as he was dying?
Charlie: …So, wanna do a puzzle?
Shriek: *Blowing a raspberry at him* (Disgusted) Yech!!! No!!
Charlie: How about a movie?
Shriek: (Excited) Tyraxadon!?
Charlie: (Awkwardly) Um…I haven’t connected my streaming accounts yet, so no Tyraxadon.
Shriek: (Annoyed) Then no movie.
*Charlie and Shriek once again stare at each other, with neither one blinking. It’s isn’t until Shriek becomes noticeably annoyed does Charlie find one more idea*
Charlie: (Nervously) H-Hey!! I got an idea. You like Tyraxadon, yes?
Charlie: So you must know Mecha Tyraxadon, yes?
Shriek: (Even More Curious) Yes?
Charlie: Well he’s fictional but robots like him are very much real, let’s talk machines.
Shriek: (Bummed Out) But Machines are boring!! if they’re not bashing monster brains in, they’re useless.
Charlie: (Offended) First of all, not true. Secondly, a machine doesn’t have to be shaped like a giant monster to kill brutally.
Shriek: (Curious) Really? How so?
Charlie: (Internally) Hang on a tick…this is a chance to get an in with her. I must take this chance, I don’t think there’ll be another…
Charlie: Well you see, if you look at it logically, what’s harder? Iron or Skin?
Charlie: (Proudly) Very good, Shriek. Now tell me, what is the purpose of a machine?
Shriek: …To do what it was made to do?
Charlie: Correct. And is a machine alive?
Shriek: …Is there a ghost inside?
Charlie: That depends on if you count a ghost possessing something nonliving as it being alive, but for the sake of simplicity, let’s just say no.
Shriek: But how does this all tie into all machines being dangerous? Only machines made to be weapons can be dangerous.
Charlie: That’s true but that’s because of another point I brought up, a machine’s only purpose is to fulfill its job. You expect a weapon to be dangerous because that’s it job, and machines don’t stop their jobs ever.
Shriek: (Not Getting It) …What?
Charlie: *Soft Sigh* (Quietly) Let me put it simpler…(Calmly) The moving parts of a machine are not alive and cannot react to anything in their way because of the track they’re set on. Anything in the way of those moving parts is either going to be shredded or crushed, probably both.
Shriek: (Excited) Even people!?
Charlie: (A Little Disturbed/Excited) Especially people, in fact, there’s an entire book of rules for being safe around machinery BECAUSE people kept getting mangled inside of them or because of them.
Shriek: (Excited) Does it have pictures!?
Charlie: Most don’t…but there are illustrations with little stick men. Go nuts with your imagination.
*Charles hands Shriek a book on Machine safety and opens it to a page where an illustrated hand is caught between two gears. Shriek, liking what she’s looking at, drops down from the ceiling onto Charlie’s bed to read quietly*
Charlie: (Quietly/Excitedly) First solo impressions…nailed!!
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