(guy who doesnt know what snow is) babe come look outside there’s cum everywhere!

*kicks your carcass* OMMGGG *kicks it again* EWWW

please please let me out of the plastic cup please i promise i wont jump at you and crawl on your clothes please

practice social distancing by going to one of those vampire castles where the vampire will encourage you to stay for dinner but you have to sit at opposite ends of an extremely long table

me walking to my room after someone makes fun ov somethin im insecure about

if she’s your girl why did she put a cup over me and slide a piece of paper underneath so she could gently carry me outside

oh to be an 1800’s gentleman practicing questionably unethical science whose experiments drive you to madness as your lover grows more concerned each passing day

baby girl im trying to torment you with visions