Are you having a chuckle?

seen multiple dumbass conservatives talk abt seeing all these empty shelves at grocery stores and being like “wow this is what socialism or bernie sanders would be like” and its like you fucking asshole its what yr experiencing in capitalism right the fuck now in front of yr eyes like try thinking of living in reality for one second

this is an extremely good joke format

I wish I knew how to play chess

literally cant stop thinking about “dude discreetly gives woman lactaid pill after she expresses concern over a milkshake on their first date and now they’re married” like… the romance of it all… 

There’s a horse. LOOSE. during QUARANTINE

Please don’t yell at retail employees during all this. It is not their fault that the stores are out of toilet paper, hand sanitizer, etc. etc.. They’re doing their best and they’re going through the same exact thing as the rest of us. Be kind.

mr nook! please i’ll have ur money next week, i swear!

men’s domestic helplessness is not cute or charming pls raise your sons to know how to cook a vegetable and wash their dirty sock i’m begging 

the accuracy, music choice, smoothly transitioned comedic timing, facial expressions.. this is Oscar-worthy