ʰᵉᶫᶫᶦᵒᶰ⋅

you’re getting married to the wrong person so imma gonna crash your wedding

we were deeply in love but I broke your heart (even though I’m still in love with you) when I moved away with no explanation or goodbye but now I’m back home and we run into each other at the super market 

i’m the captain of the football team, you’re the ‘geek’, but i still have a massive secret crush on you even though i’m afraid going out with you will fuck up my reputation

i’m a teacher, you’re my new student and god damn i want you

i’m a big corporate tycoon, you’re my new temp

i’m 32 and just lost my wife, you’re my 20 year old neighbor

we’re both married and are having an affair

i’m a wanted criminal on the run, you’re the young wild-child wanting to escape your boring life and live on the edge

our parents are the enemy crime lords, but i still love you

i’m a gladiator, you’re a roman elite

i’m a werewolf, whom you find wounded on the side of the road (as a wolf) and take in/nurse back to health — i can’t shift back into human form because it’ll freak you the fuck out. you share your secrets and hopes and dreams with me, and i fall in love with you, so, when you’re away from home, i shift back into a man and try to get you to fall in love with me too. 

i’m an assassin, you’re my target

i’m a troubled youth, you’re the head of a youth home that takes me in

i’m a soldier, you run a war-protest group

i’m a soldier, you’re the girl i met and fell in love with before i shipped out to iraq, only to go missing, presumed to be dead. two years later, i show up on your doorstep — only, you’re married with a baby. (based on traveling soldier, by dixie chicks)

i’m a play-it-safe banker, you’re the live-on-the-edge girl that gives me a ride to the gas station when my car breaks down

we’re stuck together, trying to survive during the zombie apocalypse

i’m leading a rebellion against the king, you’re his heir

all the aus. 

               So, this has been my first oc- and you all have made it a real great trip! This blog is a little over 2 months old, and this dumb monster already has 400+ of you following them. But you all will have to pay extra for the interview. But anyways, since you nerds are all here, let’s get to the nit-and-grit of things.

                  Lost Ones Found; Those That Got Close

what-a-paige-turner​, wgrahamx​, hesinsatiable​, astutence​, lesliisms​, slxnderman​, eaterofwxrlds​, organdoom​, distortedkiller​, yxllowdxmon​, impxled​, cryaotiisms​, reaperxfsin​, stalkerinchernobyl​, aethereums​, kiinkyboots​, vindictive-virus​, thecatgoddessbast​, vovinanis, destructiveglitch, oobserrver

                 From Afar; We Watch

aredpyramidthing, perytxn, plspurge, immortalcorrupter, ginxshita, xburnit, isxscelesdemon, mercwithoutxmirth, topperkit, sociopathiciism, invisibleprick, odastic, triplerunningpunches, mutelunatiic, rxbenvictoriano, tennpus, wrathxa, thefemalepyramidhead, psychobroke, gluttonistique, iincxrruptus, heavenly-dog, softwxre, xexistentia, halfliight, poorlittlejoseph, caedxs, enviesque, thegxtherer, mxnsuit, exodxs, staticdxwnpour, asylumiisms, redactiion, rexumbrae, ollphciist, dextxr, horriibleness, murdxr, w1tch-house-blues, senkulpa, arcadianchild