Cause I Can

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

thank god for breasts *remembers im atheist* thank science for breasts

I love hearing men cum

Make her cum so hard that she’s still obsessively thinking about it the next morning

Date idea: we'll cuddle naked and if it slides in, it slides in

cumming together is a binding spell and I won’t elaborate further

I need more tattoos I need more tattoos I need more tattoos I need more tattoos I need more tattoos I need more tattoos I need more tattoos

spooning except he is finger fucking you with one hand and covering your mouth with the other