Its A Long Sad Story

We really went from "free the nipple" to "um the public didn't consent to you wearing a choker"

i think a lot of you or rlly all of you should stop using war criminal as a “cutsie” self descriptor and like. google what that means, especially if ur american

like genuinely y do u as a white american even feel comfortable giving urself a username like “nonbinarywarcriminal” do you know what war crimes american soldiers do to the global south specifically to the women and children there? maybe we should be informed on that, maybe we should do some required reading

I agree , practicing medicine without a medical Doctor license is unlawful

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

No. I'm all for renters rights but if you want to evict someone from your internal organs you get to fucking do that.

"If you invited them in the house"? What in the fuck kind of vampire logic is that? Just... What? Nobody invited anybody to the house. I had a barbeque and some fuckhead driving by decided to just walk right in. No. Fuck off. Who even are you? That's a burglary, and I'm stabbing the fucker. In most cases it's not even a full bukakke barbeque, I'm just cooking dinner.

Lotta anti abortion ppl seem to forget accidental pregnancy can happen

well, no. they're very aware that not all pregnancies are planned or wanted. they just also think that a forced pregnancy is a suitable consequence for someone with a uterus daring to get laid.

shia labeouf DIE. brad pitt DIE. chris brown DIE. johnny depp DIE. cristiano ronaldo DIE. conor mcgregor DIE. die die die die die die die DIE. every single abuser DIE. if you support them DIE TWICE!

#i’m losing my SHIT#would you like to not see a dog?#it’s brown Thank you, @dreamwaffles, that’s it EXACTLY 😂

it's good that I will never be a dog breeder, bc I would make the elephant dog. long borzoi snout, chunky pitbull body, ears of a papillon

Those feral toupee's get bigger every year, I swear