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People will put tape over the webcam of their laptops to feel secure, but I never see people cover the front camera on their phones

If you had $1 for every year the universe has existed (approximately 13.8 billion years). You wouldn’t even make the top 50 on the Forbes list.

If a linkin park song plays in the forest and there’s no one around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?

The kid who is responsible for the death of Harambe will only ever be known for that. Nothing else.

I have never seen someone write the letter “a” with how it is shown in most fonts. I have only seen it written as “ɑ.”

I write mine "a". I even practised only for this purpose.

Giving soap as a gift is a great way to have someone think about you while they’re naked.

We should change LOL to NE (nose exhale) because that’s all we really do when we see something funny online.

i wonder if Instagram will last until i have kids, look son heres a picture of some food i ate when i was 18.

When Apple released the iPhone 7, they should have played “Hit The Road, Jack” in the commercials.

I like Nickelback but because of the internet I act like I don’t.