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we're not kids anymore.
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I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because
Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
These never work for me, but here’s to trying.
I don’t believe in these things
But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
Roger is cute.
Eh Roger is cute I might as well
That fish is so happy it makes me happy.
Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!
Why not. Do me a solid Roger
roger it’s time. i hope i have not asked for too much from you but you know what i want.
C’mon Roger. I need you.
Help me get mew
a) Roger is a cutie.
b) someone who reblogs this might positive-think themselves into something wonderful even without Roger’s help.
I will never doubt Roger again. After I reblogged him, a box with two Integrity dolls I’d ordered back in OCTOBER that the USPS had lost was delivered yesterday.
Addicted to you.
Over the fuckin’, the mole hill, down the rabbit hole Alice went. Until she couldn’t feel her legs anymore. Then she realized that she had been in a terrible car accident and everything that she was hallucinating wasn’t actually real. Ya see, Alice was in a coma in the hospital. That’s why she was imagining severed bodies and dead people everywhere; and mad hatters and talking cats. Alice was just tripping several of the balls that she didn’t have. And then she was never gonna wake up. Her family was very sad. They held a memorial in her honor, even though they held out hope that Alice would come to her senses and come back to life, but alas it was never to happen, because Alice had drifted too far into the rabbit hole. She couldn’t hear her family’s voices anymore outside of the hospital bed. But then she woke up and everything was fine and she actually regained control of all her limbs. The end
JackSepticEye, 2k16
Better than the original tbh
(via why-cant-simple-love-me)

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Interesting Latin Phrases that should be a part of the English Language
a Priori- when one tries to predict the outcome of a situation without knowing all the facts.
Extrenum Ultimus- two people who constantly feel in competition with each other, never at balance, and superiority jumps between the two.
de Facto- when something becomes common in practiced but never referenced or spoken about.
Carpe Diem- a phrase which means “seize the day.” Take life for it’s best and take a hold of every opportunity.
Honorus Causa- describes a state of losing trust or respect for a person as a result of the consequences of their actions. An inability to trust after something has occurred.
Mutatis Mundatis- when one agrees with something, not because it is actively believed, but only for the sake of wanting to appear agreeable.
Lux Aeturna- Eturnal Light
Amas Veritas- a phrase which literally means: True Love
Per Se- a phrase which references the truth of a situation, regardless of external factors.
Divite et Innodo- when two must say goodbye in order to eventually come back to each other.
Cogito Ergo Sum- “I think, therefor; I am”
Memento Mori- a phrase which means “Remember: there is an end.”
Luce Astrada- a phrase which means “Set your dreams by the light of the stars”
Ut Salvari- when one insists they do not need help or guidance; though they desperately want it.
Nutrit me Destuit- when what one desperately needs is also what destroys them.
Termina- describing something that was doomed to fail from the start.
Fortuna Manibus- “In the hands of Destiny.”
OC Questions Time!!
Because one of my friends said I should make one of those OC question things. So I did & here it is!
If your OC was an action figure/doll being sold at a toy store, what items would come packaged with them? What phrases would they say when their string is pulled?
Your OC’s favorite song just came on the radio, but they’re in public! Do they contain themselves or do they rock out without a second thought?
Does your OC revel in celebrating holidays/birthdays or do they have zero holiday spirit?
How much effort does your OC put in when it comes to giving presents to friends?
Does your OC have a role model or someone they idolize? How would they react to meeting them?
How organized is your OC’s workspace?
What would be your OC’s ideal vacation destination?
Which of your OCs sleeps the most? The least?
Is there anything peculiar about your OC’s teeth? Anything crooked, missing, or discolored?
Which of your OCs has all the sass? Who has all the class?
Is your OC a sore loser or a graceful one? When they do win, do they gloat or are they humble about it?
Does your OC try to set a good example for those around them or could they care less about the impact they have?
How well does your OC take compliments? Do they get flustered or try to turn them down?
When your OC doesn’t understand something, do they ask for help right away or do they flounder about trying to figure it out on their own?
Which of your OCs has the most patience? The least? How would they react to someone cutting in front of them in line?
How does your OC feel about their mortality? If they’re immortal, do they see this as a curse or a blessing?
If your OC is trained in combat, what kind of opponent would they do best against? What kind of opponent would they lose horribly to?
Are there any issues that your OC sees as pretentious or not worth arguing over? Or are they the one getting in heated debates over trivial things?
Your OC’s favorite ongoing book series/show/etc. just got canceled! How do they react?
Your OC overhears someone talking smack about one of their friends. Do they come to their defense or get involved in any way?
Your OC’s neighbor is blasting loud music in the middle of the night. How do they react?
How does your OC react to cheesy pick-up lines? Would they ever use one?
Would your OC ever misuse a swivel chair or a chair with wheels?
Has your OC ever tried to do something with good intentions but it all went awry?
Has your OC ever ignored a problem hoping that it would go away on its own? If so, what was it & did it work?
Your OC comes across an abstract painting! Do they try to decipher a deeper meaning from it or do they just see some blobs and lines?
If your OC was a Pokemon trainer, what pokemon would they have in their party? Would they prefer battling or contests?
Even if your OC doesn’t play video games, what do you think their favorite game/series would be?
If your OC was going to be in an animated movie or show, who would you want to be their voice actor?
Your OC spends an hour looking for something only to realize it was in their hand the entire time. What’s their response?
He was the closest thing I had to a…doesn’t matter. I was still me. I should’ve known it wouldn’t last.
Jason Todd, casually ripping my heart out. (via acesontodd)
Morgan Freeman Narrates Himself Playing Pokémon Go
[Morgan Freeman]“The moment he discovered his first Growlithe, Morgan Freeman realised he would never care about the real world ever again.”
Me: I'll go to bed at midnight
Me at midnight: I'll go to bed at 1:30
Me at 1 30: ok 2:00 no excuses
Me at 2 55: well 3:15 for sure
Me at 3 45: my life is hell I am rotting

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Be My Regret
I like to make mistakes. So will you be my regret. I'm not so sure what it takes. Why can't I reset? Can somebody raise the stakes? I've got some money to bet. I like to make mistakes. So will you be my regret?
But I must admit I miss you terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby.
Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters (via amargedom)
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(via exlupus)
She’s a mess of gorgeous chaos and you can see it in her eyes.
Charles Bukowski (via wordsnquotes)
“There’s no money in poetry, but then there’s no poetry in money, either.”
-Robert Graves (via quotedojo)

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Unspoken Words.
A year of my life that I think I'll regret, but it's positively permanent I'll never forget. I could have sworn that we had made some promises. Could I have been better if I had a bit of confidence? I guess it's all whatever, I'm still dealing with the consequence. I think I will forever, in fact I think it's rather obvious. Maybe one day we could talk again, and gather over tea. I'd tell you that I missed you, and I'd ask if you missed me. Although I couldn't stand the answer, so I think I'd have to leave. Either way I'll always wonder, if this is the way it's meant to be.